25 People Describe The Most Amazing Orgasm Of Their Lives

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1. It felt like the Sun was inside my body.

“Just casual jerking off one day high and BAM, reality zooms back and it felt like the Sun was inside my body, the sense of being far bigger than just a body in that moment felt like it was fueling the orgasm.

To clarify I had my eyes open then at point of orgasm then all of a sudden it felt like I was looking over the top of the Sun and just empty space around me. I had a realization then simultaneously the billions of years it took to just evolve to this point and I was getting to experience it. I actually cried tears of joy after.”

Psinaut


2. I came so hard I actually blacked out.

“I’ve always had a delayed ejaculation problem. By my late 20’s I had had a few sexual partners but never was able to climax during sex. A girl I was dating at the time took a trip out of the country for three weeks. While she was gone I made it a point to watch as much porn as possible without ever touching myself. When she returned we got busy and I finally broke the curse. I came so hard I actually blacked out.”

slainte99


3. I came so hard there was a wet spot on the ceiling.

“Was with my ex while my parents were gone for the weekend and we were housesitting. Being university kids, we went at it all the time. We were in the bathroom and start going at it while standing up, me behind her. I pull out to cum on her back, only I was too excited to actually hit her back and it flew over her. I look at the mirror and notice that I’d sprayed all over it. It went higher and higher until I notice the fresh wet spot on the ceiling. She wouldn’t let me take a picture.”

SecretlyAPolarBear


4. The Shame Train Express.

“When I was 18 I got a blowjob from a fat chick under a park bridge. Something about the mixture of so many shameful acts at once did it for me….Later she took me to a Burger King drive-thru to complete the shame train express.”

manbearpig916


5. There was a bright pure light that flashed across my eyelids.

“There was an orgasm I had from oral sex. The room was dark and my eyes were closed, but when I was having my orgasm there was a bright pure light that flashed across my eyelids, not unlike when Gandalf the White first appears.”

schooltool


6. It took me a few minutes to regain motor functions and speech.

“69 with this super cool chick I was seeing at the time, I came first but kept at it on my end, after a few minutes she commented that my boner wasn’t waning, of course it wasn’t it was super-hot, she figures ‘what the hell’ and starts blowing me again, I end up coming again, and my mind and body just break. I am lying there, unable to control my body, any attempt at movement results in random spasms and I can’t form coherent sentences or even words.

It took me a few minutes to regain motor functions and speech. I freaking love BJs, but nothing has ever come close since.”

t00bz


7. I came so hard, I pulled a muscle in my thigh and limped for a week.

“This is pretty graphic. Been with my SO since the 70’s. Early on, I threw her down and with just spit and no prep I fucked her ass. I’m kinda biggish and hit bottom but she pushed back against me really hard like never before and came so loud, no clit stimulation or anything. Usually I can last but she pulled the biggest orgasm of my life out of me. I came so hard I knew then and there that was apotheosis of my sex life, but it was so great I was OK with that. While coming so hard, I pulled a muscle in my thigh and limped for a week. Our sex life is still A+ and in case anyone thinks I’m some abuser, IRL she’s kinda the boss.”

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8. I came so hard my eyes rolled and I saw stars.

“I have two that tie for first place. One was with a guy I was with who was fairly large. He was taking me doggie which is my fav but then he started to play with my butt. Not in a forceful way but gently. I came so hard my eyes rolled and I saw stars.

Currently with a guy who is great with his tongue. I don’t know what he does down there but the first time he did it I thought I was going to kill him from the leg lock I did on his head when I came.”

athwartthelotus


9. I thought I was going to jizz out my skeleton or something.

“My girlfriend and I had rigorous sex in a cheap motel room and came at the exact same time. I thought I was going to jizz out my skeleton or something. Afterward, I ran to the Steak and Shake across the parking lot and we took a hot bath while we ate burgers in the tub. It was the best orgasm and post-orgasm I’ve ever had.”

MikeOxbigg


10. I proceeded to accidentally blow the biggest fear-load of my life.

“When I was in high school, my girlfriend and I were spending a Saturday night chilling on the couch in my living room. By about 11 my family had all gone upstairs to bed for the night. She and I start cuddling under a blanket, one thing leads to another, and she starts going down on me.

Lost in a daze of corporeal pleasure, I did not hear my sister walk downstairs. I hear the sound of the fridge opening (it was in the same room but around a corner). Panicking, I pull the blanket up over my girlfriend, push her flat against the couch, and then proceed to accidentally blow the biggest fear-load of my life into her mouth while trying to be as silent as possible.

I’m pretty sure she heard my sister too, because she laid there not moving a muscle, mouth still around my launch zone, until we heard footsteps going back up the stairs. As far as I know, my sister never noticed what was going on.

For whatever reason, hearing that fridge open told my monkey mind ‘you better finish this up quick, danger is afoot.’”

KittenCaboose


11. My feet would get cold, my voice would escape to the point I had to put a pillow over my face.

“My ex gave THE best BJs I’ve ever had. She would sometimes try to beat our length record and go for 30-45 minutes, slowing down when she had to in order to keep it going. I’ve had orgasms from her that made my entire body convulse. My feet would get cold, my voice would escape to the point I had to put a pillow over my face. I live in fear of never having one that good again.”

4gitsandshiggles


12. I came all over my ex’s face by accident.

“I came all over my ex’s face by accident. I apologized, she loved it. It was a good day.”

Clit-nibbler


13. Two-Pump Chump.

“It was totally random but when I was studying abroad in Barcelona I had a roommate so I wasn’t jerking off nearly as frequently. One afternoon I was at my FwB/ExGf’s place (she was also studying abroad) and I was just fucking rock hard. Like painful erection. We get down to it and the way she was bending over ready to take it just made me fucking crazy. I could already feel it coming. I stick it in from behind and I have to pull out after literally two pumps and busted all the way up to her hair. She just fucking laughed because it was very uncharacteristic of me to be a two-pump chump. Best orgasm of my life, bar none.”

crayzconnor


14. The first one I had after recovering from surgery to remove a testicle due to cancer.

“The first one I had after recovering from surgery to remove a testicle due to cancer. It was a huge relief to know everything still worked!”

vestigialteste


15. I literally couldn’t walk for an hour.

“I have a vagina that produces the fabled ‘multiple orgasms’ and one night my husband and I were having marathon sex (kid was away at grandma’s), I came 26 or so times, I literally couldn’t walk for an hour. The best/worst part, after my husband came he leaned down and whispered in my ear ‘The Lannisters send their regards’ and I laughed for another 10 minutes.”

Ezada


16. My teeth were having orgasms.

“I’ve had a couple amazing ones on LSD.

-the first one I had an orgasm feeling in my penis that slowly traveled up my body in an almost countdown fashion. It reached my brain and my head had the orgasm which then rush down my body and BOOM!

-another time I had a full body orgasm and after I came, my teeth were having orgasms. I kept clenching them because it felt so good and that’s how I cracked a piece off one of my teeth.

-another I just molded with the girl and we were one and my mind was on space. A nothingness of orgasms.”

Isolatedwoods19


17. I get it EVERYWHERE. Tits. Hair. Face. Mouth. Pussy. Belly. Everywhere.

“An ex and I were really going at it, I mean medieval style just gunning for it. She really loved jizz and always wanted it on her face or in her mouth, just loved it.

Well, the kettle was whistling and at full boil and I am pumping away and sweating and everything, the works. I ask her, mid thrust, ‘where do you want it, baby?’

‘On my face, on my tits, in my mouth, in my hair, on my pussy, my belly, EVERYWHERE!’ is her reply.

So I pull out and shoot, and whaddaya know, I get it EVERYWHERE. Tits. Hair. Face. Mouth. Pussy. Belly. Everywhere.

A few panting, sweaty, post coital moments later she looks at me and says ‘oh my, you really know how to give a girl everything she wants.’

Best orgasm ever. Girl was a freak and I loved it. Should probably give her a call.

Thanks for letting me share, not many instances where I can tell that story.”

LateralusNYC


18. I shoved a spoon in my ass and I came so incredibly hard for a solid two minutes.

“One time I was jerking off and I shoved a spoon in my ass and I came so incredibly hard for a solid two minutes. it was the best orgasm I’ve had to this day.”

prideradio


19. A blowjob in a hot tub with so many rubber duckies floating around us that there wasn’t room to move.

“For me it would have to be receiving a blowjob in a hot tub with so many rubber duckies floating around us that there wasn’t room to move. We don’t normally do that because it’s a pain to set up and put away that many ducks, but it makes for a great special occasion.”

fuckswithducks


20. No one fucks me like me.

“All of my 10/10 orgasms have come from masturbation. Sex is fun and this isn’t a joke about how I’ve had none. But no one fucks me like me.”

PM_UR_FETISH_2_ME


21. Jalapeño Love Stain.

“Shared some jalapeño poppers with a partner. Made out while still eating jalapeño poppers. Started having sex. I lean up and whisper ‘Jalapeño Poppers’ into her ear. She orgasms and squirts over the entire bed. It was so much I thought she may have pissed herself. I fell off the bed laughing. Still have that jalapeño love stain on my mattress lol.”

Buku666


22. The first one after I had my penis and testicles removed.

“Probably the first one after I had my penis and testicles removed. Was quite happy with the new feminine equipment.”

quietIntensity


23. I blew the biggest load of my life, and I was dehydrated as fuck after.

“I was 23 with a recently divorced 42-year-old woman, she wanted me to cum in her (she has her tubes tied, so not afraid of babies).

She said,

‘I’d love to go to my family’s thanksgiving dinner with your cum inside of me.’

Pretty sure I blew the biggest load of my life, and I was dehydrated as fuck after.”

datniggathere


24. My ex gave me a BJ and didn’t stop until she sucked two out of me.

“My ex gave me a BJ and didn’t stop until she sucked two out of me. I didn’t even know it was possible.”

Puddlecarrier


25. Pocket pussy. It’s like banging a silk bag full of puppy ears.

“Pocket pussy. It’s like banging a silk bag full of puppy ears.”

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