‘Do Sperm Have Faces?’ And 48 Other Hilariously Awkward Questions That Were Actually Asked In Sex-Ed Class

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1.

“Do sperm have faces?”

HipsterWhoMissedOut


2.

“If you swallow, do you throw up the baby?”

mo43286


3.

“If you cut your penis off, will it grow back?”

arcaras


4.

“If there’s no bone in a boner ’cause it’s filled with blood does that mean it’s called a blooder?”

Europiain


5.

“Can a woman smoke a cigarette through her vagina?”

Bigstinkybaby


6.

“If I fuck a girl’s colonoscopy bag, can it be considered rape?”

RampantFishy


7.

“If semen has so much sugar in it, then why does it taste so salty?”

sou-ght


8.

“Why is it called public hair if we’re not supposed to show it in public?”

jorkk


9.

“Does her vagina eat my penis and that becomes the baby?”

andrew9514


10.

“Can sperm get you fat?”

TommyLindo


11.

“What if you have to pee during sex but you can’t stop in time and you pee in the girl?”

elevenghosts


12.

“Can you get pregnant by doing anal?”

username-valid


13.

“When I squeeze my nipples, pus comes out. What’s that all about?”

Your_Lower_Back


14.

“If I am pregnant with twins of opposite genders, is it dangerous that the male baby gets the female baby pregnant while they’re still in the womb?”

ForumCube


15.

“Can I pee on a girl when we’re having sex?”

The_Town_of_Canada


16.

“Why would a woman put a man’s penis in her mouth?”

thepatman


17.

“Is masturbation possible for women, and if so, demonstrate.”

GringoDeMaio


18.

“Is it true pussy smells like tuna?”

drewcifer0


19.

“Is it normal for my girlfriend to have a penis and why is it bigger than mine?”

brooker1


20.

“For gay people, how do they decide which penis will open up for the other penis?”

Flobro4


21.

“If two guys was doing one girl, one in the butt, one in the vagina, will they feel each other?”

Drsweetcum


22.

“If it’s not safe to use two condoms, is it safe to use three condoms?”

yisforyak


23.

“What if it gets stuck in there?”

WayofalexGaming


24.

“Is sex magnetic?”

not_athletic


25.

“So does the sperm get to the egg when they kiss?”

smashinjin10


26.

“If a woman is pregnant and has sex can the penis touch the head of the baby?”

Russle


27.

“Is the yeast from a yeast infection the same yeast used in bread?”

PmMeUrHelloKitties


28.

“Is it normal for your jizz to look like cottage cheese?”

Mathias514


29.

“If gay men have anal sex, can one of them get pregnant?”

Heavy_Cheese_Gunner


30.

“If you lose your left nut, is your right nut still your right nut?”

theGstandsforGabriel


31.

“Is it still lesbian if a woman sexes another woman with a strap-on?”

joshipvp


32.

“If a girl doesn’t use her vagina, does it close up like a wound?”

reptaronice775


33.

“Do you just leave it in there or do you wiggle it about?”

killer1408


34.

“Can you get an STD if you’re only sucking a dick?”

17girlsinarow


35.

“Why can women queef, but not men?”

SheZowRaisedByWolves


36.

“Does semen make your teeth white?”

carpediem3


37.

“Do girls have penises, too?”

Gamergonedad


38.

“Why is my penis so short and wrinkly?”

Dipplethong


39.

“Are there balls on a woman?”

chrscoast


40.

“Is breast milk 1% or 2%?”

NeonTankTop


41.

“Why does the tip of a penis look like Darth Vader’s helmet?”

elfinhilon10


42.

“Is it true that you have to bathe in vinegar after you have sex or you’ll become loose?”

nickaflug


43.

“Does jacking off make your penis smaller?”

LackingCreativityATM


44.

“Can you pet the sperms?”

me-n-maryjane


45.

“If you suck the cum back out of her vagina, she can’t get pregnant, right?”

DannyAy


46.

“What happens if you’re giving a girl anal, and then she shits?”

formerlyknownasarjun


47.

“If you shake a pair of boobs, can you hear the milk inside them?”

ImSuppaMan


48.

“Can the penis enter into the vagina and come out the mouth?”

cryomancer27


49.

“If prostitution is illegal, does that mean my mum can go to prison?”

BedMonster237 TC mark

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