39. Don’t tell her she’s not like other girls.
“Tell me I’m ‘not like other girls….Because you’re immediately comparing me to or pitting me against other girls. It’s a red flag. Also this statement is usually followed by ‘Other girls are ‘crazy’ or ’emotional’ you seem really chill.’ This article explains it well: ‘So while our initial reaction may be to blush, what we quickly realize is the subtext: we’re dating a guy who thinks all girls are sh*t, even if we’re apparently the exception.’”
40. Don’t. Chew. With. Your. Fucking. Mouth. Open.
“Chew. with. your. fucking. mouth. open…”
41. Don’t wear socks and sandals.
“Socks and sandals. I get it, it’s comfortable, but it doesn’t look good.”
42. Don’t accidentally reveal what a pathetic mommy’s boy you are.
“Dudes, clear your Google history or use a different browser if you’re going to show your date something on your computer/iPad.
I went to this guy’s house after a second date, he pulled out his iPad to Google something in order to resolve a friendly debate we were having. I’ll never know if this was 100% real life or just my brain filling in the gaps, but when his recent searches popped up, I swear I read ‘mother-son dependency.” I’m like oh shit I don’t want to embarrass him by letting him know I saw it so I just pretended to be looking around the room and I said ‘Oh, that’s a cool painting!” and he said ‘Thanks, my mom gave it to me.”“
43. Don’t comment on every move she makes.
“Comment on every move I make.
‘Why are you looking at the bread?’ To break your intense freaky non blinking eye contact.
‘You’re playing with your hair ha that’s a good sign’ no it’s a nervous habit cause you’re making me uncomfortable.
‘You can take bigger bites’ motherfucker just let me eat my salad in peace fuck.
‘You seem shy’ you interrupt me whenever I start talking.
All the same dude. Ffs don’t do that.”