1. Women who look like they hate me.
“Women who look like they hate me. Like, obviously I don’t want them to actually hate me, but resting bitch face just does it for me.”
2. Bags under a girl’s eyes.
“Bags under a girl’s eyes. I had a huge crush on Brittany Murphy because of that. And my girlfriend kinda looks like a raccoon because of her eye bags, which I find adorable.”
3. Pale skin and daddy issues.
“Pale skin and daddy issues.”
4. Small boobs.
“I really like small boobs, A cups work just fine for me.”
5. Women who are terrible dancers.
“Women who are terrible dancers. If your attempts at dancing look like a dry-heave set to music, I’m into it.”
6. Extremely left-wing girls.
“When she wants to abolish private property, topple the frightened bourgeoisie and seize the means of production. PM me your centenary celebrations, comrades.”
7. Extremely right-wing girls.
“Extremely right-wing girls. Although I’m a liberal kind of guy. Hope I never meet a hot neo-Nazi.”
8. Girls who get super-nervous in one-on-one situations.
“I’m super into girls who get super-nervous in one-on-one situations. It’s nice because while I hold the appearance of cool on the outside I’m dying on the inside and its nice to know there’s a mutual shyness.”
9. Yawning.
“Yawning. Or anything equally tired. If they made sleepy/bored porn I’d never leave my room.”
10. Deep voices.
“Deep voices from women. Emma Stone could talk to me for days and I wouldn’t get distracted.”
11. Canine teeth.
“Canine teeth (for girls). Don’t judge.”
12. I like when girls have well-defined jawlines.
“I don’t know how weird it is, but I like when girls have well-defined jawlines.”
13. When a girl is really good at her job, I get an instant crush.
“When a girl is really good at her job, mostly service, because that’s who I see the most, but if she is confident and efficient in what she does, I get an instant crush.”
14. Back muscles.
“Back muscles (the ones beside the spine). Anytime I see a woman with good ones I’m like ‘damn, she’s hot.’”
15. Women wearing ties.
“Women wearing ties…it drives me wild for some reason.”
16. Ears that stick out from her hair.
“A big/aquiline nose. Ears that stick out from her hair. Indian accents. Not really sure how uncommon that is, but it’s not one of the more popular accents.”
17. Girls who have that crazy, puffy, curly hair.
“Girls who have that crazy, puffy, curly hair. Probably because I was really into a girl who had hair like that in high school, so maybe it’s just some kind of association related instinct, but I love it.”
18. Mechanical things and girls.
“Mechanical things and girls.
A 7/10 girl would be an 8/10 with a nice car.
9/10 with a motorcycle.
8/10 with a gun.
10/10 with an airplane.”
19. Girls with a big nose.
“Girls with a big nose. Also, when a girl has chubby cheeks, and a super thin neck. Also, girls with really long necks.”
20. When women wear sweaters or hoodies that are a bit too big for them.
“When women wear sweaters or hoodies that are a bit too big for them.”
21. When a girl’s hair covers part of her eye.
“When a girl’s hair covers part of her eye. It’s just so sexy.”
22. When a girl’s hair is in a messy bun and she’s wearing comfy clothes.
“When a girl’s hair is in a messy bun and she’s wearing comfy clothes. It’s just the sexiest thing to me ever.”
23. Tall girls with nice chins.
“Tall girls with nice chins, weirdly enough.”
24. Really short girls.
“I like really short girls. I’m 6’4″ and my GF is 4’11”.”
25. When girls have blonde arm hair and don’t shave it.
“When girls have blonde arm hair and don’t shave it. I don’t know why, and it’s only if it’s blonde that I am attracted to them.”
26. When one little bit of hair is hanging down into her face.
“When a girl has her hair up and one little bit of hair is hanging down into her face, like it’s fallen from behind her ear. It has to be natural though; a chav fashion in the UK 00s was to gel this hair strand on both sides. shudder.”
27. Women farting.
“Women farting. Because it means they’re chill and don’t give a S H I T.”
28. Scars on her face or notably bigger ones on her body.
“Scars, if a girl has scars on her face or notably bigger ones on her body I’m smitten.”
29. Muscular legs on women.
“Muscular legs on women, something about dem quads, hammies and calves make me go crazy.”
30. Hairy vaginas are a definite plus, as are sideburns and bangs.
“Hairy bodies. I love women with hair. Hairy vaginas are a definite plus, as are sideburns and bangs. I don’t mind hairy legs, arms, or armpits, either.”
31. Pretty girls with a little something that’s ugly.
“Pretty girls with a little something that’s ugly. Like nice face with a big nose, or a nice face with ugly teeth (not dirty, just ugly), or butter faces or nice face with ugly body. I don’t know there is something with that kind of girls that makes them more real, less intimidating.”
32. I find a bit of a pot belly on girls very attractive.
“Unfit girls. Not fat but bodies like Jill from Workaholics. I find a bit of a pot belly on girls very attractive. It’s not usually considered sexy but sure as hell think it is.”
33. Snaggletoothed women.
“Snaggletoothed women, the more the merrier (teeth, that is, not women).”
34. Pigeon-toed women.
“Pigeon-toed women. Most girls outgrow it.”
35. Tomboys.
“Tomboys. Girls that are a little rough are soooooo sexy.”
