28. Should I tell her I’m not into necrophilia?
“After 11 years of marriage my wife lies motionless. Should I tell her I’m not into necrophilia?”
29. Her sandpaper hands tried to jerk my dick like a stick shift.
“Wife grabbed my dick and started trying to jerk it hard while it was dry. Like full-on trying to use a stick shift with the head of my penis. She has eczema so her hands are like sandpaper some days. Soon after, we had a talk about proper foreplay and what is probably not a good idea during foreplay.”