29 Extremely Awkward (But Hilarious) True Stories Of BAD SEX

26. ‘Chik chicky boo chicky boo WOO HOO!’

“My wife tried to be sexy for me this one time… she hummed her own music tune while giving me a lap dance. It just did not work for me.

I recognized it from a Looney Toon cartoon with Daffy singing ‘chik chicky boo chicky boo WOO HOO!

When I showed her the clip, she got embarrassed, saying that she knew it from something, but didn’t remember where.

She had issues about not being sexy enough for me, but I reassured her that she didn’t have to work so hard to do so. She felt better, and we both learned that I like lingerie.

But now every time I think of lap dancing, I think of Daffy Duck.”

XJ-o


27. Ended up pretty much sucking a ball right out of my sack. Beyond painful.

“Once dated a girl who was REALLY good at giving head. So good, that she would only do weird shit to try and get an extra rise out of me. Ended up pretty much sucking a ball right out of my sack. Beyond painful. No more sexy time.”

TehOncomingStorm


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