29 Extremely Awkward (But Hilarious) True Stories Of BAD SEX

22. I thought it would be hot to literally spit on her pussy.

“Well, something I did definitely ruined sex once. I was having pretty rough sex with my girlfriend and for some reason I thought it would be hot to literally spit on her pussy. She looked at me like ‘oh no you did not.’ I still think some women could find that hot, but I’m not doing it again unless someone asks me to.”

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23. The girl bit the ever-living hell out of my thigh, right below my junk.

“The girl bit the ever-living hell out of my thigh, right below my junk.”

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24. I’ve had a few girls try and choke me.

“I’ve had a few girls try and choke me. That isn’t something I find remotely sexy and more so puts me into fight of flight mode.”

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25. She figured I’d like if she dug her nails into my balls.

“Ex-gf 15 years back. She figured I’d like if she put her nails into my balls like she’d seen women do on dudes backs in shitty rom-coms. My squeal of horrified panic cured that idea. In fairness, we were like…14, so experience was limited.”

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