29 Extremely Awkward (But Hilarious) True Stories Of BAD SEX

17. Farted during sex. She thought I would ‘like the vibrations.’

“Farted during sex. She thought I would ‘like the vibrations.’”

plax1780


18. My girlfriend thought it would be fun to quietly quack in my ear like a duck.

“One time while getting into it, my girlfriend thought it would be fun to quietly quack in my ear like a duck. Unfortunately I’m into rubber ducks, not real ducks, so the quack was just bizarre and off-putting.”

fuckswithducks


19. Shoved her unlubricated finger in my asshole.

“Shoved her unlubricated finger in my asshole. It was terrible.”

311_TRUTHER


20. ‘I like your dick better than my other boyfriend’s.’

“Me and my current SO we’re having sex a few months ago when she moaned, ‘I like your dick better than my other boyfriend’s.’ I stopped mid thrust and just stared at her in disbelief. She thought it was the funniest thing ever. A few weeks later I’m three strokes in and fake an orgasm. The same thing played out but in reverse, she was in disbelief and I laughed my ass off.”

Aguzei


21. GF saying ‘oh my’ during sex in a George Takei kind of voice..

“GF saying ‘oh my’ during sex in a George Takei kind of voice. She didn’t mean to, it just kind of came out wrong. We both laughed at the time but now I jokingly say it to her randomly for fun. :)”

cdnbloodlust


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