29 Extremely Awkward (But Hilarious) True Stories Of BAD SEX

9. I dated this guy for a few months who actually spoke to my vagina.

“I dated this guy for a few months who actually spoke to my vagina. We had a few drinks, started fooling around a bit, and he did the typical kissing trail down my stomach in preparation to go down on me. Once he was down there, his face inches from my hoo-ha, whispered, ‘yeah… you want me to eat you? you really want to feel my tongue?’

It was pretty obvious that he was not talking to me. I couldn’t suppress the giant fit of laughter that came afterwards. Needless to say no more sex was had that night.”

xandrenia


10. Nibbled on my left testicle.

“Nibbled on my left testicle. I feel like I developed PTSD from that experience.”

Spanish_inqusition


11. Girls keep putting their freezing cold hands down my pants.

“Had a couple different girls who have put their freezing cold hands down my pants and then seemed confused and offended that this did not result in an instant erection.”

PropagandaTrashPanda


12. Biting. Hard. Broke the skin..

“Biting. Hard. Broke the skin. Wasn’t sexy, just painful, gross, and frightening.”

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