1. She covered herself in ketchup and mustard and told me to eat her like a Hebrew National.
“Drunk. Climbed on the counter. Had put ketchup and mustard on her everything. Told me to eat her like a Hebrew National. In her defense, I do love hotdogs.”
2. He moved his leg to grope my boob with his foot.
“My boyfriend was fingering me, and then he moved his leg to grope my boob with his foot. In his mind, having two hands down below and another ‘hand’ up top was an effective idea. It was just really weird.”
3. He started singing ‘Closer’ by NIN and my vagina cried softly.
“He started singing ‘Closer’ by NIN and my vagina cried softly.”
4. Sprayed air duster on my nuts…with the can upside down.
“Sprayed air duster on my nuts…with the can upside down.”
