The Taste Of Penis: 24 People Try To Describe It

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1. A banana in a slice of ham.

“Wrap a banana in a slice of ham and check it out.”


2. White pepper-seasoned seared ahi tuna with a spring salad and a honey mustard drizzle.

“White pepper-seasoned seared ahi tuna with a spring salad and a honey mustard drizzle…and to top it all off, a rum-infused, all-organic take on tropical punch over ice.”


3. Regret, sorrow, and salt.

“It tastes like regret, sorrow, and salt.”

Derptastic Derp Man

4. Like death, and a bit of strawberry.

“It tastes like death, and a bit like strawberry.”


5. Really old and horrible cottage cheese.

“It tastes like a really old and horrible cottage cheese.”

Edgy McEdgerson

6. Warm pennies of sand.

“Warm pennies of sand.”


7. Dirty clothes.

“It tastes like dirty clothes with a hint of when you stick someone else’s finger in your mouth. You also have to take into consideration if the penis is ‘cut’ or not. Cut and uncut can taste different.”


8. Rotten fish combined with cat poop.

“Horrible. At least the guy I was with smelled like rotten fish combined with cat poop! Ugh! It was torturous to have his penis anywhere near my face let alone do anything to it! Jesus! At first I thought it’ll go if I give it a wash. So we washed it with soap but in vain. The opening at the tip still smelled disgusting. I wanted to throw up. I think it’s subjective and depends on what a person eats, drinks, how much they exercise etc. Guys, please don’t make your girl go through this torture. Please eat well and stay clean down there.”


9. Fresh linen.

“Fresh linen.”


10. Old cheese.

“Honestly? Sometimes it smells like old cheese…and not in a good way.”


11. Heaven.

“Heaven. It’s the perfect balance of salty and sweet, like the taste of trail mix. His scent reminds me a long day after camping, the inviting scents of sweat and men’s cologne. Simply divine.”


12. Those Mexican lollipops with the chili.

“It’s like sucking on those Mexican lollipops with the chili. Spicy that leaves your bottom lip on fire and wanting more… Then comes the sweet where you just can’t get enough. It’s the best taste to me, nothing compares.”


13. Cheese and mushrooms.

“I think it’s kind of like nothing, except if the guy is a little sweaty then it’s sort of like cheese and mushrooms…although it’s really not that gross, it’s just a slight taste, not really anything strong.”

Name Withheld

14. Baby powder and man-odor.

“Um….the penises (penii??) that I have tasted are like any other dark ‘ripe’ area of the human body…if recently washed, it tastes like skin and soap. If not recently washed, it tastes like (in the case of my current SO) baby powder and man-odor. He likes to dust his business in baby powder to keep it dry and fresh; ergo, his penis tastes like baby powder and skin. Man Skin. Not a bad combination. He showers at least once a day, so his Private Biz (copyright) is never unpleasant. It’s sometimes more “manly” than other times, but it’s never icky.”


15. Salty skin.

“It tastes like skin, so guess I’d describe it as…salty?”


16. Bleach. Gross.

“In my experience, bleach. Gross.”

Name Withheld

17. Sweaty and musty.

“The natural smell of a cock is beyond words, but to go further during the summer when he is out doing chores and is all sweaty and dirty I love sucking his sweaty cock and balls. That sweaty musty smell really turns me on and I lick every inch of his cock and balls.”


18. A moist finger.

“It tastes kind of like a finger but more moist.”


19. Sausage.

“It tastes like sausage.”


20. A McDouble.

“It’s like the most perfect McDouble you can imagine, but even better.”


21. Salty coins in milk.

“Salty coins in milk.”


22. Your hand.

“If your hand is clean….lick your hand. You now know what a dick tastes like.”


23. It’s horrible!

“It’s horrible! Clammy and musty and just bleugh! I prefer the taste of spunk to the taste of a dick, and that’s saying something!!”


24. Milk and cereal.

“When I give him head, his penis tastes like milk & cereal. And I don’t mean that his precum or cum (I don’t let him cum in my mouth) tastes like it, just his penis tastes like milk & cereal…or is it me? :S I don’t really eat cereal that often though, and I certainly haven’t eaten it today. It makes me giggle thinking about it, but seriously, milk & cereal?! It kinda puts me off a bit, haha.”

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