9. ‘Well, I guess you lost more than your dog today

“Broke up with me the day I had to put my dog down and said, ‘well, guess you lost more than your dog today.’”
—HasHTag_4evrA10ne

10. The day I was fired.

“Got fired, called her to tell her, told me it was over and she’d been screwing my friend.”
—AndyM314

11. I wasn’t part of God’s plan.

“I was told I wasn’t part of God’s plan.”
—An0malies

12. In front of five friends at church.

“Told me she didn’t want to do this anymore, that it was my fault, in front of 5 of my friends, at a church.”
—DoubleSly

13. Right as we arrived at the cruise terminal at the start of our vacation.

“Told me she didn’t want a romantic relationship RIGHT AS WE ARRIVED AT THE CRUISE TERMINAL AT THE START OF OUR VACATION after we had been dating three months.”
—kibble-net

14. Mid-sex. Mid-thrust.

“Mid-sex. Mid-thrust. ‘I think we’re better off apart.’ What a boner-killer.”
—trager_bombs

15. Sent me a snapchat of herself in an orgy.

“Sent me a snapchat of herself in an orgy.”
—PROFESSOR_CREAM_PIE

16. Woke up alone, all her stuff was gone.

“Woke up alone, all her stuff was gone :(”
—Profreshinal