23 Guys Describe What A Wet Dream Feels Like

Lissy Elle
Lissy Elle

1. I feel waves of warm energy radiating from my chest throughout my body.

“My body seems to go onto a sort of trance where I feel slightly heavier, or the covers over me feel like they are adding more weight than before, and somehow even the air in the room is denser or different. Very hard to describe, but also like I am entering another realm—perhaps it is just a realm of awareness or being lucid….In an extra amazing dream I feel waves of warm energy radiating from my chest throughout my body, or gentle waves of (water) flowing over me in a caressing manner.”

—Jamie


2. The sensation is almost like a warm pee that tingles my whole penis and extends throughout my whole body.

“The sensation is almost like a warm pee that tingles my whole penis and extends throughout my whole body. I become engulfed in amazing pleasure.”

—jeep4511


3. Woke up thinking, tha fuk is this in my pants?

“Was in 6th grade, dreamt I started making out with my science teacher who was in her late 20s, brunette, nice legs/feet. Woke up thinking, tha fuk is this in my pants?”

—eyebrowbrah


4. An awesome feeling through your body and a fast heartbeat.

“In the really good part of the dream you might feel something touching, rubbing or sliding along your penis, which you will feel as erect and this will make you ejaculate almost immediately. There might be an awesome feeling through your body and a fast heartbeat, too, that happens all by itself which is really interesting.”

—Jamie


5. The dream was like having the best sex of my life.

“First, you have to remember the dream….Otherwise it just feels like waking up to Vaseline in your boxers. I only recall one occasion, when I was 13 or so, and the dream was like having the best sex of my life. The cleanup and disappointment in the morning both kind of sucked, though.”

—Makroprocezzione


6. Very very intense.

“I’ve only had a few and only one, where I actually came (I was like 13). It usually involves a dream where I’m having sex with someone. The sex lasts very briefly (10 seconds or so), but the sensations are as if I’m on the verge of orgasming. Very very intense.”

—significantshrinkage


7. Brief, but very vivid.

“Mine was brief, but very vivid. I’m looking down and I can see this hot girl on all fours in front of me. I remember she had long brown hair and a set of lingerie in black—bra, garter belt, stockings. And I’m behind her just pumping her for all I’m worth. And then I suddenly wake up. I’m face down humping the bed and my BVDs are full of like a quart of cum. It was about 3 AM. I snuck into the bathroom and rinsed them out, then snuck down to the laundry room and put them in with dirty clothes.”

—loveitblack


8. I felt the liquid going up my urethra and suddenly a sharp spasm went through my WHOLE body.

“My first wet dream happened when I was 13, shortly after I began masturbating. By then I was masturbating several times a week and yet one night I had a wet dream! I don’t remember the dream itself, but in my sleep I felt my dick get hard in my briefs, pointing towards my belly. It started as tickle at the base of my penis, getting stronger and stronger. Then I felt the liquid going up my urethra and suddenly a sharp spasm went through my WHOLE body, I woke up and felt strong, fast and sharp contractions in my penis! After the orgasm subsided, I reached down with my hand—the front of my briefs was wet and then I took a look—my pubic bush was also covered with white globs of semen. I changed my briefs but it was hard to clean the cum from my bush. I washed the cum from my pubes in the shower next day.”

—112233


9. I was riding in a big tube waterslide naked with a naked girl and it went forever and I woke up while I was ejaculating.

“I have had so many wet dreams I don’t remember my first one; I do remember I was riding in a big tube waterslide naked with a naked girl and it went forever and I woke up while I was ejaculating.”

—Awtted


10. It usually starts with the leaking sensation and a strong feeling of pleasure.

“It usually starts with the leaking sensation and a strong feeling of pleasure, and if I don’t wake up at this point, it goes on to the buildup of pressure and start of contractions—they might be as many as 10 or even more, and then I just wake up and reach for my pants to feel the wet spot.”

—wildmalm


11. My wet dreams are the most pulsating, strong, powerful ejaculations that I ever have.

“My wet dreams are the most pulsating, strong, powerful ejaculations that I ever have. Every wet dream is a very detailed fuck session with some hot girl that is on my mind. The dreams seem so real and when I blow my load inside the girl in my dream I wake up to feel my rock-hard cock pumping out cum into my shorts. It is always such a wonderful orgasm and I stay very stiff for about an hour after that.”

—johnnyoceans


12. A wet dream is in many ways your most ‘pure’ orgasm.

“A wet dream is in many ways your most ‘pure’ orgasm. It is involuntary, meaning you didn’t seek to have it or start masturbating, so it is very ‘innocent’ and guilt free. It doesn’t involve any worries like ‘will she laugh at me?’ or ‘what if I can’t stay hard?’ or ‘what if someone walks in?’ or ‘what if I get a disease or pregnant?’ or ‘what if one of us has bad breath?’ or anything else like that, including not being sure if you are doing a good job or getting tired from a certain position or movement. No, it is just the pure essence of an orgasm in a dream.”

—Anonymous


13. I woke up in the midst of a crunching orgasm that soaked my underwear.

“I was 14 and ignorant of sexuality although in puberty and beginning to feel the thirst. I was sulking in a second-floor bedroom of a summer cottage we were staying in because I had been injured and was on crutches. The room overlooked the backyard of another cottage beyond a high back fence that I could see.

A girl probably in her early 20s stepped out the back door of that cottage while I was sitting at my second-floor window and proceeded to remove her swimsuit and use the outside shower. I assumed she could not see me as I was behind partly drawn curtains. This was the first time I saw a girl naked. She proceeded to wash quite thoroughly, paying special attention to her boobs and particularly down below where she used both hands quite vigorously for a while before she stopped and just hugged and held herself. After another minute, she shut off the shower and began to towel off, walking toward the door. Just before she went in, she turned, looked my way, waved and smiled. I felt a flush of excitement thinking about that event.

That night I had a dream that graphically recalled what I had seen and woke up in the midst of a crunching orgasm that soaked my underwear. I was scared that something was wrong with me and told my brother about it. He told me I had a wet dream. The next afternoon my brother and I sat at the window hoping the girl would repeat her performance but she didn’t and I never saw her again.”

—silvery707


14. I remember my legs were shaking (they still do sometimes) and that it felt really, really good.

“Mine was when I was in 6th grade (12 years old). I had a dream that my crush walked into my room while I was naked, so I covered up. She started to laugh, so then I told her to take her clothes off to make it up to me. She took off her pants and underwear and I saw what I imagined she looked like down there. I then woke up seeing that I was cumming on my sheets (not that much since I was only 12). I remember my legs were shaking (they still do sometimes) and that it felt really, really good. It took me a second to realize what had happened. We had learned about wet dreams the year before in a health class so I wasn’t scared, but I was afraid that the girl would find out and think I was weird.”

—wetdreamsareawesome


15. I rubbed it, causing cum to shoot from it in huge quantities, spraying my face.

“My first wet dream was at age 19 when I abstained from masturbating for the first time since starting it when I was 11/12. I dreamed that I was sitting in my car and got an erection. I rubbed it, causing cum to shoot from it in huge quantities, spraying my face. I woke up while ejaculating, shocked to have achieved my first wet dream.”

—Muz


16. I dreamed that a girl with big boobs was on the top and was rubbing my cock between her lips until I came and woke up.

“I had a wet dream when I was 13. I dreamed that a girl with big boobs was on the top and was rubbing my cock between her lips until I came and woke up. I remember that the jerk-off was pretty long. When I had this one I was masturbating like 2 or 3 times a day, but the week when I had it I did it only like only once per day because I wasn’t home. I also slept in pajamas.”

—oursinblanc


17. She made me ejaculate, and I woke up just as I started to cum.

“My first wet dream was at about 12/13. I was being chased by someone and I thought I will go inside this random house to get away from them. I ran inside and into a bedroom where a woman started untying her pants, I asked what are you doing, she pulled them down and said isn’t this what you came inside for, she made me ejaculate, and I woke up just as I started to cum.”

—NMAUL1


18. I remember dreaming that I was in my room sucking my own penis while two of my friends watched.

“My first wet dream I would say was around 14. Throughout my teens, and sometimes still can, I could auto-fellatio. I remember dreaming that I was in my room sucking my own penis while two of my friends watched. I went at it until I came and then woke up. At that time I didn’t cum a lot so there was like a little wet spot in my underwear. I knew what had happened and went pee, then went back to bed.”

—WetDreamsat23


19. I remember seeing all the cum & testing the feel of it in my fingers.

“My first wet dream was my first ejaculation, too! I was 12, summer of 1975. I do not remember any dream. I just remembering wearing my favorite blue low-rise briefs. Waking up & seeing I had cum a big load for that age in my underwear….I remember seeing all the cum & testing the feel of it in my fingers. Then being overjoyed & telling myself with joy you did it you are now a man! Then I thought not a smart thing, you are still 1/2 hard see if you force more to come out! I tried but just ended up peeing in my briefs, yes stopped myself quickly. Then laughing at myself. Look what you did your underwear are now soaked 1/4 with cum & 1/4 with pee!”

—Gerry


20. My heart started beating faster, I got all erect, then I started shooting several times.

“I was dreaming about this good-looking lady that I worked closely with when she was in her 20s. In my dream, she asked me if I wanted I ride with her in her car, since she sometimes did give me a ride home from work. So I got in the front seat with her in her car. Then after a while, I guess she stopped, since she put her head on my shoulders and had me put my arm around her. Then I got all excited. My heart started beating faster, I got all erect, then I started shooting several times. I didn’t want to wake up from it, but I woke up, so I knew what was happening. I think it’s involuntary, which is fine with me.”

—Ronald


21. I suddenly woke up in the middle of this, and my penis was spurting semen all over my belly.

“On a cold winter day in January when I was 19, I was sleeping soundly in my dorm room. I had this incredibly vivid and fun sexual dream about a girl I liked at the time giving me oral sex. It felt so real that it was incredible—the sensations were amazing. The type of dream that you’re not sure if you’re dreaming or not, because it’s so realistic. In my dream, I could feel like I was about to cum, and then bam, I started cumming, just like in real life. Then I suddenly woke up in the middle of this, and my penis was spurting semen all over my belly. I had no idea what was going on for the first few seconds. When I looked down into my underpants and saw my penis still ejaculating and the pools of cum on my belly, I suddenly put it all together and realized I just had my first wet dream! I was SO happy. So my initial confusion and fear as to what was going on quickly changed to pure joy once I realized I just had a wet dream. It felt really good. I remember the ejaculation was very different feeling than my normal awake ejaculations. This was all automatic for one—I had no control over anything, which I really liked. It felt wonderful during each spurt, but it wasn’t quite an orgasm. I remember walking around that day feeling like a real man that I had a wet dream.”

—focus  


22. In terms of feelings, intensity, I think wet dreams provide the BEST ejaculations for me, personally.

“I was in a very big hotel room near an ocean. The dream basically began with this fantastic-looking lady walking into my room in the hotel. She was a young waitress actually (I saw her miniskirt, lacy blouse: that looks a lot like a uniform). She greeted me and served me something (I dunno what’s that; something bluish). Then all of a sudden, her tone began to attain a teasing voice, making me grow hard. She glanced at my obvious tented boxers and smiled. I guess I got her attention and kissed her. Just as I got up above her with my hands planting on the soft mattress, she said, ‘Ah, ah, my show, remember?’ (I tell ya, my heart’s thumping like hell, all the while sweating profusely! That’s so real!). And since my erection’s so hard, I gotta follow her instructions and close my eyes. She flipped me over and lied on me and her naked thighs pressed against my waist even as her soft rear rubbed me, teasing my oh-sooo-hard erection. (I was like, what the heck?? Was that a love potion or what? I’m so hard that my penis is going to snap!)

Suddenly, she moved away! I tried to complain about her delay or whatever (I can’t talk, dunno why), but I was being tongue-tied as she closes my lips with her soft finger, and suddenly I felt that she’d sheathed my whole length as well (at this moment, my mind spanned sooo fast, I was like having a headache. All my blood suddenly rushed towards the south, leaving me light-headed!). And then, her slick, wet heat enveloped me (I can’t see her face now. Pity!).

I shot my sperm at the moment I speared her. That’s a total of about 12-15 powerful spurts!! We rocked together as the planet settled on its own axis. You guys won’t believe me this time, I know. But that’s sooooo fantastic!! You’re having the real experience, but you’re still a virgin!!

Too bad, I woke up just after finishing the last spurt. It contains 2 major ‘category’: 1st (near my foreskin) the whitish stuff, 2nd (all over my briefs and shirt) the clear stuff.

Comparing to masturbation, wet dreams are extraordinary! They’re more ‘real life’ and it’s the best orgasms you can get (apart from sex? Maybe? I don’t know.) In terms of feelings, intensity, I think wet dreams provide the BEST ejaculations for me, personally.”

—Hoban


23. I had this visual image of a long line shooting hundreds of feet away from my body down the beach.

“I had a VERY intense wet dream as a teenager. I was sleeping nude on my back and I suppose in my sleep my erection was throbbing greatly against the soft sheet covering me, thus providing some gentle physical stimulus. I had some kind of weird dream experience like I was floating about 4 or 5 feet above this beach in the south Pacific and there were hundreds of beautiful naked Polynesians all smiling and walking around happy. All of a sudden it was like an ocean wave of intense pleasure and dreaminess washed over me and I had this visual image of a long line shooting hundreds of feet away from my body down the beach. I guess this was my mind’s way of imagining my ejaculation. It wound up splooged ALL over my belly and sheets; I mean buckets worth.

Based on my adult experience I’m guessing that the entire orgasm and afterglow could own probably lasted a good 2 or 3 minutes, no kidding, but bruddah it was intense and all over my entire body. I felt the throbbing or pulsating sensation of ejaculation for what seemed like minutes and minutes and the volume of sticky evidence bore this out.

—Anonymous TC mark

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