32. When my girlfriend said that rabbits lay eggs.
“I made an offhand comment about the oddity of the Easter Bunny being associated with a basket full of eggs. The reply I got from my girlfriend at the time was, ‘That’s because rabbits lay eggs, silly.’ It took me a moment realize she was 100% serious.”
33. When a girl asked, ‘Is German a language or is it a fake language like Mexican?’
“We had an exchange student from Germany, this one girl asked, ‘Is German a language or is it a fake language like Mexican?’”
34. She thought Hitler was still alive and asked why we haven’t stopped him.
“In high school there was a professor that everyone loved and always joked around. This dude would mess with students and just do ridiculous stuff all the time. He once came in full camouflage and would just ‘sneak’ his way through the halls. Anyway, one day he is teaching and this girl won’t stop talking so he slams a book and says, ‘silence, you insolent swine.’ After a few seconds the girl’s face lights up and she exclaims, ‘Oh I know what that is. My uncle is a diabetic!.’
Yes, I am fully aware insulin can come from pigs but I can assure you this girl did not. This girl might have been the dumbest person in the school. I’m fairly sure she thought Hitler was still alive and asked why we haven’t stopped him.”
35. When I asked my friend to point out the Pacific Ocean on a map and she pointed to Mongolia.
“We asked my friend to point out the Pacific Ocean on an unlabeled world map. She pointed to Mongolia.”