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47 Things You Should NEVER Do Naked

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1.

“Stop cats from fighting.”

MattYamashita


2.

“Weed-whacking.”

plax1780


3.

“Cooking bacon.”

aphotdog95


4.

“Chopping jalapeno peppers, don’t touch.”

Suchel


5.

“Most job interviews.”

gregsaliva


6.

“Spanking your kids.”

gmpl


7.

“Ironing. Learned that the hard way. I needed to iron my shirt before work and hadn’t put a bra on yet. Burned a boob that day.”

Snarky75


8.

“Picking up your son from school.”

PaulWalkerGGIFace


9.

“Snow-blowing your parents’ driveway and walkways for them as they watch from inside.”

Back2Bach


10.

“Welding for sure.”

cChristianMingle


11.

“Marriage counseling.”

Madusch


12.

“Jousting.”

CrazyOtto87


13.

Skydiving. NSFW

rlprice74


14.

“Pruning trees. I should know.”

bibliotudinous


15.

“Suicide bombing. At least wear a vest.”

korvality


16.

“Birds and bees” conversation with your kids.”

badassmthrfkr


17.

“Beekeeping.”

XxsquirrelxX


18.

“Sanding a surface.”

kittyclawz


19.

“Lecturing children. Especially children that are not yours.”

ncatherine


20.

“Probably doing laundry with the blinds open. When all of a sudden you hear lawn mowers. That is when you quickly realize your lawn-care company is mowing the yard now. So you shut the door to the laundry room and slowly die inside.”

lovelesschristine


21.

“Downhill skateboarding.”

stringsonstrings


22.

“Meeting your in-laws.”

CorsetedSorceress


23.

“Taking family portraits.”

carlwheezermemes


24.

“Taking/serving communion.”

Boxderbum3263827


25.

“Using a wood chipper.”

Frosted1337s


26.

“Court appearances.”

gbiypk


27.

“Working as a mall Santa.”

AustinAuranymph


28.

“In my experience, playing with electricity and fire.”

Senor_Funky_Town


29.

“Speaking from personal experience. Cooking with hot oil while naked may seem like a good idea at first…but three weeks later and I’m still questioning every decision I’ve ever made.”

Devmic


30.

“Playing tackle football.”

buckyeyelegend44


31.

“Lead smelting, motorcycling, and community service.”

ElectricRecess


32.

“Attempt to climb over a barbed-wire fence.”

Marino4K


33.

“Trying to fix the radiator, which has been on for two hours, and you have to lean over it to reach the knob. Burning a tit is not fun.”

NiasRhapsody


34.

“Stalking. Way easier to get caught.”

doomgiver45


35.

“Glass-blowing. ”

MoonSugarGirl


36.

“Operating a belt-sander.”

DesWillenMacht


37.

“Using a chainsaw.”

fairlyfae


38.

“Squatting.”

xPersonPerson


39.

“Taking communion comes to mind.

A few more:

Negotiating with ISIS leaders

Attending a job interview for a major bank

Peering through the windows of an elementary school.”

adshfkkl


40.

“I’m gonna go with Alligator Wrestling.”

NRageTheBeast


41.

“Sharpening pencils.”

the-car-guy123


42.

“Ice-fishing.”

Sultynuttz


43.

“Cleaning out a grease trap.”

Therussianguy19


44.

“Eat soup.”

19soutnmainco


45.

“Saving someone from choking.”

iknowimnobody


46.

“Working on a nuclear reactor.”

asflack


47.

“Anything involving blacksmithing.”

I_Am_Romulus TC mark

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