1.
“Stop cats from fighting.”
2.
“Weed-whacking.”
3.
“Cooking bacon.”
4.
“Chopping jalapeno peppers, don’t touch.”
5.
“Most job interviews.”
6.
“Spanking your kids.”
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7.
“Ironing. Learned that the hard way. I needed to iron my shirt before work and hadn’t put a bra on yet. Burned a boob that day.”
8.
“Picking up your son from school.”
9.
“Snow-blowing your parents’ driveway and walkways for them as they watch from inside.”
10.
“Welding for sure.”
11.
“Marriage counseling.”
12.
“Jousting.”
13.
“Skydiving. NSFW”
14.
“Pruning trees. I should know.”
15.
“Suicide bombing. At least wear a vest.”
16.
“Birds and bees” conversation with your kids.”
17.
“Beekeeping.”
18.
“Sanding a surface.”
19.
“Lecturing children. Especially children that are not yours.”
20.
“Probably doing laundry with the blinds open. When all of a sudden you hear lawn mowers. That is when you quickly realize your lawn-care company is mowing the yard now. So you shut the door to the laundry room and slowly die inside.”
21.
“Downhill skateboarding.”
22.
“Meeting your in-laws.”
23.
“Taking family portraits.”
24.
“Taking/serving communion.”
25.
“Using a wood chipper.”
26.
“Court appearances.”
27.
“Working as a mall Santa.”
28.
“In my experience, playing with electricity and fire.”
29.
“Speaking from personal experience. Cooking with hot oil while naked may seem like a good idea at first…but three weeks later and I’m still questioning every decision I’ve ever made.”
30.
“Playing tackle football.”
31.
“Lead smelting, motorcycling, and community service.”
32.
“Attempt to climb over a barbed-wire fence.”
33.
“Trying to fix the radiator, which has been on for two hours, and you have to lean over it to reach the knob. Burning a tit is not fun.”
34.
“Stalking. Way easier to get caught.”
35.
“Glass-blowing. ”
36.
“Operating a belt-sander.”
37.
“Using a chainsaw.”
38.
“Squatting.”
39.
“Taking communion comes to mind.
A few more:
Negotiating with ISIS leaders
Attending a job interview for a major bank
Peering through the windows of an elementary school.”
40.
“I’m gonna go with Alligator Wrestling.”
41.
“Sharpening pencils.”
42.
“Ice-fishing.”
43.
“Cleaning out a grease trap.”
44.
“Eat soup.”
45.
“Saving someone from choking.”
46.
“Working on a nuclear reactor.”
47.
“Anything involving blacksmithing.”
