47 Men Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Woman Ever Said To Them In Bed

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1. “Make a mess on me.”

“Fwb of mine and I would typically use the pull out method on top of her birth control. Every time i pulled out to bust, she’d get this wild grin on her face and massage my balls, telling me to ‘make a mess of/on/for her.’ I’m surprised I didn’t blow a hole through her.

Then the one day she held me in and told me to fill her up. God damn. The sudden switch/risk, heat of the moment drove me crazy.”

FenrisJager


2. “Fuck me like you want to kill me.”

“Tiny Asian girl pulled my head in and whisper growled in my ear, ‘fuck me like you want to kill me.’”

GronkieMcFadden


3. “Wow, I won’t even do this for my husband!”

“After my first date with a cougar (42) back when I was 21, while she was giving me a blowjob in her car behind the bar we had been at, she looked up at me and said, ‘Wow, I won’t even do this for my husband!’”

PM_ME_UR_SIDEBOOOB


4. “I need your cum in me right now.”

“My wife has this crazy uncanny ability to detect when I’m right on the edge, and then she’ll say something like ‘I need your cum in me right now.’

It works every time.”

holypig


5. Sometimes she would scream at me in French.

“One of my exes’ first language was French. Sometimes she would scream at me in French when she was getting there, it was the hottest thing that’s ever happened in my life.”

SuperCoolant


6. “I need you to fuck my ass. Now.”

“‘I need you to fuck my ass. Now.’

Well, OK.”

TheBoldManLaughsOnce


7. “Mmmmm I’m such a slut for you.”

“Ex gf use to look back/up at me say ‘Mmmmm I’m such a slut for you.’ I don’t know why, but that shit made my balls tingle.”

Cho_Zen


8. “I can’t wait to taste my cum on your cock.”

“‘I can’t wait to taste my cum on your cock.’ The best I’ve heard.”

bmxkeeler


9. “I want you to cum on my clit.”

“‘I want you to cum on my clit.’

I obliged, she started masturbating with it. Drool.

dubuaska


10. “I love tasting me all over your dick.”

“Was with a girl that I had a huge thing for. She was on top, and asked to switch positions. Cool. So I pull out (no condom, dumb, I know) and she climbs off me, and I start to get up to get behind her. During the transition, she grabs my dick, which was slick with her, yanks me to her mouth, and starts sucking and moaning. After a few strokes she stops, panting, and says ‘I love the tasting me all over your dick.’ Then went back to blowing me.

I’m not sure how I even made it to the next position. Sexiest thing I ever heard in the moment.”

bugcatchercraig


11. “Fuck me like you own me.”

“One thing an ex-girlfriend said, that in the moment suprised me, but later I realized how hot it was, was ‘fuck me like you own me.’ To this day, I think it was probably the most insightful look into her psyche. One of the biggest problems in our relationship was how possessive she was. At the time, I thought whatever I say to this is just gonna start a fight, so I ignored it. Afterwards I realized she wasn’t picking a fight, she was talking dirty. Unfortunately, she never said it again, so I never got the opportunity to properly react.”

wolfbyte


12. “I can still taste your cum on the back of my throat.”

“‘I can still taste your cum on the back of my throat’…

She said it matter-of-factly, as if she was talking about the weather.

Young bachelor me was punching his fists into the air.”

Aterius


13. “Let me know when you’re ready to go again. I’m not done with you yet.”

“This feels like one of those ‘tell your children’ stories by the way I repeat it every time this topic comes up here, but:

She gave me a hell of a handy in the shower at a friend’s place. After I almost collapsed, she leaned in and told me ‘Let me know when you’re ready to go again. I’m not done with you yet.’

Jayzuz fuhkin croist did that ever drive me nuts (pun intended). Especially since she was a really meek girl.”

DrFrankly


14. Only one has ever said my name.

“Of all the women I’ve been with, only one has ever said my name. It was amazing and I’ll never forget it.”

Grecco_Roman_Fire


15. “I want to make you cum right now but I don’t want to stop sucking your cock.”

“My girlfriend: ‘I want to make you cum right now but I don’t want to stop sucking your cock. I’m so conflicted!’ She was patient and I came so hard my whole body quivered.”

UberFluben


16. “Take out your stress on me.”

“We have fairly rough sex…one day after I had a shitty day at work things were heating up and she said ‘take out your stress on me.’”

TakeFourSeconds


17. Please don’t stop, please keeping going, please, please, please.”

“She was crying and begging me to ‘please don’t stop, please keep going, please, please. please.’ It was surprisingly really really hot.”

Bassethounds4ever


18. ” Oh my God, you feel so good and your house smells like chocolate cake!!”

“1. My partner, the other day: ‘Oh my God, you feel so good and your house smells like chocolate cake!!’

2. Ex, from a few years ago…no idea what she said…she switched between French, Spanish, and I think Italian, and it was incredible. She could have been listing soup ingredients, but different languages are OMG.”

Diablo165


19. “If you let a single drop out, I swear…”

“My ex and I were in doggy and we’re normally used condoms and pulled out, but this time we didn’t use protection, she came and pulled my as hard as she could with her legs not letting me pull out because I was about to and in the midst of moaning/screaming ‘If you let a single drop out, I swear…’ It left me shaking. Lol.”

TheHesitantHero


20. “Fuck my asshole, right now!”

“For me: 1) Demanding to be fucked, but genuinely enjoying it in the same way I enjoy it. I.e., ‘Fuck my asshole, right now!’ or ‘Fuck that pussy and then fuck my face. I want to taste your cock and my pussy!’ or even demanding me to be submissive, like ‘Eat this pussy until I’m done!’ and then sit on my face.

2) Anything to do with cum. Anything. ‘Fill my mouth up!’ and as I shoot the cum, go ‘Mmmhmmm.’ Or things like, ‘C’mon baby, I need that cum! I have to get my cum fix today!’ And then acting enthusiastic about when I do cum. ‘Yea! Good job!” or ‘Yesss, look at all that cum!’

Either of those pretty much do it for me like no other.”

Cbs87


21. “Harder, daddy.”

“‘Harder, daddy.’

Didn’t know I was into that, but I most assuredly am.”

simiotic24


22. “Stick it in my ass and make it hurt, Daddy.”

“‘Stick it in my ass and make it hurt, Daddy.’ I think I lasted 10 seconds after that.”

BeautysBeast


23. “Use me!”

“When I’m dom and wife says: ‘Use me!’

When wife is dom and wife says: ‘Good boy.’”

RomeoandJulieWet


24. When she was really getting into sex she would drop into the old Los Angeles chola girl accent.

“I have a thing for accents and bilingual girls.

One of the hottest was this Mexican girl i used to date. During normal circumstances she was very eloquent and well spoken. But when she was really getting into sex she would drop into the old Los Angeles chola girl accent. Both the things she would say in English and Spanish would drive me fucking crazy.

There was also a Puerto Rican girl that would drop into Spanish and start throwing around the papi chulo stuff. So hot.

One of my longest relationships was with a South African girl and her normal accent was hot enough but she would sometimes mix Afrikaans/Dutch words into her English while getting excited/flustered during sex. I loved it.

The girl I’m seeing now speaks English, Spanish, some French and Hindi. All sound amazing when she’s talking dirty.”

KnockoutKingNSFW


25. “Can you feel my hot little cunt squeeze your hard cock?”

“‘Can you feel my hot little cunt squeeze your hard cock? are you going to cum in my wet little pussy?”

Yes! i can! and yes, yes i will.

*a close runner up i just remembered from an long ago fwb: ‘Yes, fucking use me. Fuck your dirty little slut.’

Well sure thing miss, glad to be of assistance. doffs cap

cryonisis


26. “Can I choke you while we are at it?”

“[while riding me]

‘Fffuck fuck I shouldn’t be that wet, you look barely legal! Can I choke you while we are at it?’

Her hands weren’t around my throat for a very long because I lost all control over my orgasm and exploded.

But cock remained stiff for a awhile enough for her to get herself an orgasm and fall on the pillow beside me. Most special copulating ever.”

Spreadingyourlegs


27. “You’re so deep inside of me.”

“Two I remember: ‘you’re so deep up inside of me’ and ‘it feels so good, it doesn’t hurt, just feels so good’ after much, much gentle foreplay.”

siddhartha666


28. “I stopped taking my pills over a week ago.”

“‘I stopped taking my pills over a week ago.’ – my wife

I think our frequency has quadrupled since she told me this.”

megagreg


29. “Make me your fuck doll.”

“‘Make me your fuck doll’ as I was fucking her in the ass. I complied.

‘I want you to shoot that shit down my throat’ (in reference to my cum) was another pretty good one. Complied with this request as well.”

frank225


30. “You’re now officially The Boy I Captured.”

“‘You’re now officially The Boy I Captured. Behave. Your orgasms are from now on under my strict control. Understood?’

As girls would said it. ‘Sploosh.’”

hetit93


31. “Let me fuck you.”

“I was on vacation and met these two girls at a bar my first night in town. We just so happened to be staying at the same hotel. I went back with them and ended up hooking up with one (we went to my room when things got hot and heavy, the other girl had fallen asleep). Anyway, she was on top ridding me and I was kind of controlling her with my hands on her hips, she grabbed my hands and held them back above my head and said, ‘Let me fuck you’ and then proceeded to ride me better than any girl ever has. That was a hell of a weekend.”

shh_I_am_on_reddit


32. “You’re the Devil.”

“‘You’re the Devil.’

As an ex Christian, that was the hottest thing you could say to me.”

mrjfray


33. “You’re so thick.”

“‘You’re so thick.’ It’s hot in the moment, but looking back on it she may have been calling me stupid…”

thelazyrunner


34. “Ay ay papi.”

“Hispanic girl ‘ay, ay, ay, papi’ with that sexy accent.”

EBfarnum


35. “I love how deep you fill me.”

“‘I love how deep you fill me’ or ‘I can feel how close you are.’ For some reason it is amazingly hot that she knows when I’m about to bust.

Although it wasn’t in bed, still one of the sexiest things anyone has said to me was ‘I can’t wait to get you home.’ Sent from a FWB via text while in a friend’s living room, sitting right across from her. I still think about that to this day.”

the_durgs_did_it


36. “Don’t treat me so badly.”

“‘Don’t treat me so badly’ with a girly voice and a ‘sad’ pitch while I was throat-fucking her. Yeah, that made me do it even harder.”

almostbig


37. “I need you to pound me tonight and you need me to pump as much cum into me as you can.”

“I remember one night, the Mrs. grabbed me by both sides of my face, pulled it to hers, looked me dead in the eye, and said ‘I need you to pound me tonight and you need to pump as much cum into me as you can.’

Fucking Yes Ma’am.”

MachinegunTapshoes


38. “Please fuck my ass…please please please.”

“Gf the other day…

‘Please fuck my ass…please please please.’”

Mickeyphree


39. “It’s yours.”

“Ex gf so this brings pain to say haha I’d smack her ass and grab it practically all night. But whenever I was inside her I’d grab some ass and say ‘who’s?’ With some authority. She would reply in the most innocent voice ‘it’s yours.’ I practically creamed every time I heard those two words. Fuck her though, but I do miss that interaction.”

Coachurd17


40. “Good boy.”

“I hate myself for sharing this, but I had an ex who would want me to (or she would) finish on her clit and as I’m cumming she’d look me right in the eyes, hand on my face, ‘good boy.’

It killed me every fucking time.”

kingofbreakers


41. “Do whatever you want to me. I’m your toy to use.”

“‘Do whatever you want to me. I’m your toy to use.’

Pretty much the hottest thing ever.”

mildlycoherent


42. “I love the way your balls slap my asshole.”

“Ukrainian mistress once told me, ‘I love the way your balls slap my asshole’…in that thick Eastern European accent…”

ravendarklord76


43. “When I have your cock in my mouth…I dunno, just all my worries seem to melt away.”

“My old FWB used to say, ‘When I have your cock in my mouth…I dunno, just all my worries seem to melt away.’”

KinRiso


44. “Ruin me.”

“‘Ruin me’ in a whimpering voice.”

DrinkLiquidSnake


45. “Why don’t you shut up and eat my pussy?”

“‘Why don’t you shut up and eat my pussy?’

Still the best.”

SexySexyLittleForks


46. “Choke me.”

“‘Choke me.’

Always gets me going, from any position makes for a different sensation from different positions.

Missionary, you can look into each others eyes and that passion can really heat up the moment. Doggy, she says “choke me,’ both thumbs on the back of the neck fingers across her throat.”

reasonablypriced


47. “Punch me in the face.”

“1. Ex turned around from doggy, looked me in the eyes and commanded ‘Punch me in the face.’ I miss her.

2. ‘Mr. President’ made me melt.”

couriercody TC mark

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