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50 Straight Guys Confess The ‘Gayest’ Thing They’ve Ever Done

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Flickr / Benjamin Linh VU
Flickr / Benjamin Linh VU
Found on AskReddit.

1. He grabbed my dick and said, ‘Whoops, a fish.’

“I was swimming with my friend in a lake at a crowded beach. He grabbed my dick and said, ‘Whoops, a fish.’ Never asked him why he did it.”


2. Sucked some dicks because my wife wanted to watch me do it.

“Sucked some dicks because my wife wanted to watch me do it. It was fun. 7/10, would suck again.”


3. When I was about 13-14 I had a wet dream that I came inside Al Gore.

“When I was about 13-14 I had a wet dream that I came inside Al Gore. Never been attracted to men, that dream freaked me out for many years.”


4. I fucked myself with a plunger while jacking off, then it caused me to shit.

“I fucked myself with a plunger while jacking off, then it caused me to shit. I’m a guy.”


5. My cousin invented a game called ‘Weiner Wars.’

“My cousin invented a game called ‘Weiner Wars.’ Each player whipped out their dick and got it hard. Then we would proceed to play ‘swords’ with our dicks and the person who stayed hard longest won. I always won.”


6. For a while now my friends and I have been sticking our fingers in each other’s buttholes.

“Well, for a while now my friends and I have been sticking our fingers in each other’s buttholes. Not in a sexual way at all but its like in the anime Naruto. Its more funny and its pretty much like a slap to the face. We’ve gotten so used to it that we’ve started clenching our butt cheeks together whenever we are around each other. But at the end of the day, my fingers have been second knuckle deep in a few different mens assholes.”


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