61. Don’t look for insults in everything we say to you.
“If I say something to you, and it could possibly be interpreted multiple ways, I didn’t mean the one that pisses you off. Don’t look for insults in everything someone says to you.”
62. We start to shut down when all the romance is coming from our end.
“We like to be wooed as well. We start to shut down when all the romance is coming from our end.”
63. Women change and men don’t.
“Men fall for women and expect them never to change. But they do. Women fall for men and want to change them. But they don’t.”
64. We’ll probably go with the girl that jerks us around the least.
“A little mystery & drawn-out flirting is good, but seriously, don’t let it go on too long. Most guys are talking to more than one girl. Talking, not banging. And we’ll probably go with the one that jerks us around the least. Also when you asked what we’re thinking about & we say ‘nothing,’ we are not lying.”
65. If we ask you to play a video game with us, that means we really like you.
“If a man asks you to play a video game with him, and actually takes the time and patience to teach you how to play it, he really fucking likes you and wants to spend HOURS of quality time with you.”
66. A man who treats waiters with respect is trustworthy.
“A man who treats people who have ‘lower status’ (e.g., waiters) with respect is trustworthy. A man who does not is not.”
67. Men are actually very, very good listeners.
“Men are actually very, very good listeners. We pay attention to what you actually say. If you say ‘yes’ but you meant ‘no,’ then the breakdown of communication is with you, not us. It’s really not our responsibility to learn what you really mean when you say something completely different.”
68. We think in boxes.
“Our manner of thinking is pretty different from women’s. The best analogy I have heard is that men think in boxes: If you want to talk about camping, we will take out the camping box; if you want to talk about houses, we put the camping box away and pull out the housing box. There is one box that has nothing in it and, if given the choice, that is the box we will go to every time and literally think about nothing. The nothing box is our favorite one.”
69. Sometimes doing nothing is exactly what we want to do
“Just because we both have the day off doesn’t mean we have to fill it with shit to do. Sometimes doing nothing is exactly what I want to do.”
70. Women are hornier than men.
“You are hornier than us. Fuck what they told you. It’s true.”