22 Terrifying Stories Of Psycho Exes That Prove How Crazy Love Can Make Some People

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1. “I had an ex-boyfriend who managed to carve a 3-foot heart-shaped hole into the plaster of my attic wall. It would have been funny and kind of sweet, if I hadn’t broken up with him the week before. I still don’t know how he got in the house.”

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2. “Broke up with one that I had lived with in college, I get home and my German Shepherd’s whole ass is shaved bare, with a note on the counter that says, ‘Glad you know what’s MOST important in your life.’ Fuckin’ broad turned nuts after we ended, she was fine though while we were together.”

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3. “My ex cheated on me with a prostitute, 3 days before our 2yr anniversary, on my spare mattress I had at his house, and filmed it. That’s how I found out. Asshole.”

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4. “Ex-girlfriend tried to hit me with her car. Chased me down an alley in which a fence too high to jump was on one side and condos on the other. Proceeded to call me next day at work and tell me that I looked like a sexy cheetah running away from her car.”

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5. “I had an ex who came at me with a carving knife once. He was a drunkard and wanted to kill me because I’d broken the glass in our back door window; I actually broke the glass with my shoulder, because he was chasing me with a razor blade at the time…his sick idea of a joke or pervy sex, I think? Another time I came home from my mum’s house, and same said boyfriend was jacking-up with my insulin, because he’d lost all his money on the horses. Silly me called an ambulance; I often wished I hadn’t over the years until I finally had the guts to leave him.”

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6. “Two years after I ended things, she attempted to contact me again. I wasn’t having it. After a few failed attempts, she sent another message that said, ‘You better find your God now because I’m going to fucking murder you.’”

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7. “He found out about my new boyfriend and showed up at my work and caused a huge scene calling me a whore and a cheater and then left….When I got home he was waiting for me in my room and pushed me into my door and choked me….I told him he better leave or I was either calling the cops or my brothers and he better hope it was the cops because my brothers would probably be worse (I should have called both, but didn’t). He then started to harass me, stalk me & somehow got my new number….He was dating a new girl and sent me a video of her giving him head. It was so disturbing….Then he got a tattoo of me and sent me a picture of it….He still has that tattoo too. He’s now married….I wonder what his wife thinks.”

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8. “A couple of years ago it was coming to the end of the relationship and this girl was quite clingy and dependent on me which is one thing I hate I suppose I should have seen how unstable she was well when I broke up with her it broke her mind and started with all of the traditional stalker stuff until I was leaving the house for work in the morning to find a ‘gift’ she had left me it was an eviscerated dog well I was afraid at this point if she’s ballsy enough to cut up a dog on my doorstep she’s unstable enough to come after me I decided to get the police and courts involved she’s ok now after a few months of suicide watch therapy and a stint in prison for cutting open the dog and spreading it over my doorstep.”

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9. “Among many other bizarre and nutty things, my crazy ex-husband tells our 5-yr-old autistic son that Jesus gave him his gun. I thought to myself that my son must have misunderstood something. So, the opportunity arose tonight to clear the air. My son brought it up in front of his Dad (because he gets stuck on subjects and repeats things over and over). I commented gently to my son, and in front of Dad, that Jesus does not give people guns. I went on to say that people buy guns if they choose to, but that Jesus has nothing to do with it….Dad flips out and threatens to take me to Court because he said that the Bible says that we have the right to bear arms. I’m guessing he doesn’t know the difference between the Bible and the Constitution and obviously doesn’t understand causes of action. Having to deal with his stupid ass every couple of days is just freaking Awesome!”

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10. “I broke up with my ex-girlfriend because I found out she was cheating on me. I broke up with her and she jumped on my face crying, scratched the **** out of my face, grabbed ahold of my leg crying and begged be not to break up with her, she treated me like **** though, always went out to the bars behind my back and whatnot, I treated her like a queen, she attacked me several times though.”

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11. “I’d had enough; I started packing my things and called my friend’s dad to pick me up. When he got here my ex threw a recliner chair off the balcony and nearly missed his car. They started yelling at each other and then my ex went inside and started loading his gun. That’s when they called the cops and when they came they were rough on him….Next thing I know I’m getting calls and texts all night saying he’s going to kill himself….I think I have every reason to be scared because the only time my ex will actually do anything is at night when I’m home alone and he’s at work.”

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12. “Second ex-girlfriend was waiting for me in the living room about 4 days after we broke up. I forgot she had the second key to my apartment. She had a cup of wine in her hand and a fucking knife. I fucking ran for my life and called the police. They got there in time and arrested her. Pants were shat on.”

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13. “My ex threated suicide all the time. I called 911 a few times to report it and they would show up at his house and he was totally fine and acted like he had no idea why I called. I finally wised up and moved 400 miles away to get rid of him. One night I got a call from a cop telling me I needed to leave him alone and give him space bc he was going through a hard time. I’m still not sure how not speaking to him and moving away wasn’t giving him space and leaving him alone. They ended up taking him to a psychiatric hospital that night and he stayed for a few weeks. Good times.”

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14. “My high school ‘girlfriend’ told me she had cancer after our first date. She asked me not to tell anyone and that her parents got really upset if it was mentioned so to not talk about it with anyone. I dated her for six months. She turned herself anorexic to appear ‘sickly.’ Once I started making friends, no one understood why I was with her and I kept her secret. Well, I finally put two and two together after she told me she was going in for chemo on a Monday. She said she wasn’t going to be at school for at least a week. I caught her trying to hide from me before the first class and asked her how her chemo went. She said it went so well and that all her hair fell out but they sewed it all together and sewed the wig to her head. Yeah….She was a special one.”

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 15. “I had an ex go nuts when we got stationed six hours apart. He would call all day and be pissed when I didn’t answer. (I was at work and no cell phones were allowed in the explosive area.) He would walk around the second floor of the barracks and spy on me, but text that he was still driving. I took leave to go visit my family, he surprised me by buying himself a ticket to come visit, uninvited, and after only 2 months of dating. But the worst thing he did TRIGGER he faked his own suicide, sent me pics of his bloody slit wrists and left a voicemail saying, “bye honey, I’ll miss you.” End trigger. Turns out it was fake blood.”

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16. “I leave work and the car is TOTALED, the ****** drove into it with her truck and pinned it to the building I work at. Police were called, charges were being pressed because it was caught on our cameras. The day after our hearing she breaks into my home and attacks me with my own golf clubs all while blaming me for ruining her life with this other woman. More court ensued and she’s barely allowed in the same TOWN as me now.”

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 17. “My ex had serious issues with depression and OCD that he self-medicated with alcohol and Valium. There’s a bunch but the straw that broke the camel’s back:

“I was out with friends one night. He decided that throwing beer bottles against the walls and walking on them was a good idea. Came back to the apartment the next morning and there was blood everywhere. I mean everywhere. It looked like someone had been slaughtered. I will never, ever forget the smell. I found him in the bedroom. It took me a while to wake him but as soon as I saw him stir and say something, I left. I got to work and some coworkers went to check on him and took him to the hospital. Later he asked me why I didn’t call an ambulance and what if he had died…. I told it was because I didn’t care if he lived or died. It was a hard awakening for me to know I had a feeling like a truly couldn’t care less about the life of another human being.”

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18. “Sadly, the ex-gf who tried to stab me over eating the last can of beef ravioli wasn’t the first attempt on my life by a girlfriend. I also had a girlfriend in high school try to run me over because she thought I was cheating. She confronted me in her car because she heard a girl talk about how she wanted to get with me, which naturally meant I was cheating. I let her know I wasn’t and informed her she was acting a little crazy. Her response was to slap the sunglasses off my face (causing a 4-inch-long cut from my nose to my cheek) and telling me to get out of her car. Naturally I did. I start to walk off and hear the car engine revving, turn around, and see a nice muscle car aimed at me doing a good 30mph. Luckily there were concrete pillars (quite popular on Air Force bases) a few feet from me, and I was able to jump over one before she got to me. Naturally, the relationship ended there. Funny side story, I never cheated on her. Turns out she cheated on me twice.”

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 19. “I came home from work one night at the dog food plant (gag, worst job ever.) And hear sobbing from the back room. I was use to his drunky-drunk crybaby episodes by then, and honestly not in the mood to be a good supporting gf and go comfort him, and baby him, and all that jazz. But I decided to do so anyways. After all maybe he would pass out sooner then, and I would get sleep before going to my 2nd job.

“I opened the backroom door, and there is ex spread eagle on the floor wearing my very 1990s prom/bridesmaid dress, with lipstick smeared down his chin, sobbing over pictures of MY high school prom, and year books, and pictures of MY cousin’s wedding, blubbering like a demented hairy fat Ken doll that “She just didn’t love you enough, you just don’t love me enough either!”

“Ripped open box of wine with the empty plastic inserts we’re laying around, a ice cream bucket full of wine, and nail polish, lip stick, magic markers were spilled, smeared and thrown all over. And the empty fish bowl I used to just toss change in was filled with what looked like piss.

“I really should have called 911 or something, but I was young and dumb. And not a good person. I just closed the door and went to my bff’s to sleep on her couch.”

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20. “I hadn’t talked to my ex in a few months and thought I would never hear from her again, I was wrong. While I am in another city with my girlfriend I get a phone call….My ex DESTROYED my poor beamer, smashed in the back and side windows, threw multiple glass alcohol bottles at it and in it, threw rocks, etc… After we catch her and she confessed to the police crying her excuse was I made her hate herself…WTF?! I need to note she left me! Crazy bitch! She did break her nose on my car after slipping on the ice… Karma is swift! She has to do a few hundred hours community service, probation, sued her for the $4,200 of damage, and she HAS TO WRITE ME AN APOLOGY! Haha.”

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21. “I had an abusive boyfriend in high school who literally body-slammed me on concrete once (among many other altercations). I broke up with him and had to get a restraining order. I moved out of town not long after. FF 13 years and he finds me on Facebook (I hadn’t seen or spoken to him at all in that 13 years) and proceeds to cyber stalk me and harass my boyfriend. Threatened to kill him and everything. Even said the typical “if I can’t have you nobody can” line. Huge red flag! We blocked him on all social media and a week later get a call from from old friend. He said that the ex stalker boyfriend was dead and that his mom was looking for me. Well, my interest was piqued, so I called her. Turns out he had committed suicide and left in his letter that all he ever wanted was to be with me and since I’m married he had no reason to live. His mom said he only dated one girl in that 13 years and her first name was the same as mine. Apparently he had never gotten over me and looking back every time he abused me it was right after I would attempt to break up with him. I know this sounds cold, but I’m glad he’s gone. He’s the type that would find where I live and hurt my kid or husband to hurt me.”

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22. “My ex-girlfriend polished off a relationship of two and a half years by trying to rape me, twice, at knifepoint, after threatening suicide, also at knifepoint, then broke up with me over the phone the next day and, the day after that, showed up at the crummy, little dive we both worked at, with the fellow she’d been cheating on me with the past three weeks (her 3rd strike, infidelity-wise), insisting we all have breakfast together, like nothing happened.” TC mark

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  • http://atroublemagnet.wordpress.com a trouble magnet

    holy shit…..

  • http://lightsandbites.wordpress.com stefaniewright

    These make me feel almost Happy I’m single but some of them seem like they had it coming, like the ex that ruined his car because he is a cheater. Dude what did you expect? He sounds like a douche like how are you going to complain about someone being mad that you cheated on them? Behind every crazy woman is man that made her that way. But other than that these stories are ridiculous lol.

  • http://maryriddle.wordpress.com maryriddle

    I’ve been through some of these myself and they’re very creepy and alarming. I regret not getting a restraining order.

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