13 People On What It Was Like To Have Sex With One Of Their Friends’ Parents

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1. “I was 16 at my friend’s house. Whilst they were outside drinking beer through a hose I was inside my friend’s mum’s bedroom just chatting. Don’t remember much, but I went to kiss her and she pulled back and looked at me, got up and locked the deadlock on her bedroom door. That’s when I knew it was on like Donkey Kong. Best thirty seconds ever!!”

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2. “When I was 16 I had this girlfriend in high school. Her mom would always flirt with me, etc. When that girl broke up with me, I was heartbroken and her mother called me to ask if I was OK and if I wanted to get some coffee. A few hangouts later, she used me like her boy-toy for a few months and her husband never found out.”

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3. “I have a friend that’s a few years younger and went to her graduation party. While there I hung out with her and her family (whom I had known for ages) and commented to her mom (whom we will call Anne) was looking good. Anne had started working out and was looking fit after her last relationship ended….So that summer I dropped by a little more frequently, and sometimes I happened to come by when my friend was at work or otherwise away and just hung out with Anne. It worked out well for a summer.”

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4. “I’ll tell you something, it sucks!!! I have to live with the constant fear that her sons, all of whom I am friends with, will find out. On top of that, one of the only two people besides me that knows about this is sometimes blackmailing me, threatening to blow my cover. I live in a small town, and if this comes out I’m a dead man. However, despite all this; was it worth it? Hell, yes.”

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5. “His parents had just broken up, but for some reason she stayed temporarily while her new BF got an apartment. Saturday night, bonfire. Drank too much, stayed up late. 2am, smoking alone and she came out. Nothing weird BC she is a smoker and a night owl. Stood next to me before asking to sit on my lap. I made eye contact with her, and she just started making out with me. Ended up fucking her in my friend’s bed while he slept on the couch. I vowed to never speak of it again.”

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6. “I had sex with a friend’s father…. I think he was in his early 40s? He looked pretty young. He was sending out the vibes that he was interested and I was flattered. He had a handsome distinguished kind of look and I’ve always been a sucker for that….We were out on a friend of theirs’ boat for an afternoon. We were drinking and having a great time. I was wearing a very small bathing suit. We were all in the water having a great time—probably 7 or 8 of us—and having a water fight. He kept trying to dunk me. He’d have his arms around me and I’d shimmy and shake and squirm and he was hard as rock. When we got back to their place that afternoon my pal decided to have a nap….Fortified with some liquor I changed into my fanciest bra and panties and I strolled into his room and asked me if he wanted me. He said yes. He was fantastic in bed and we continued to have sex on/off the next few weeks.”

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7. “I was about 17 or 18 at the time and I always noticed my friend’s dad giving me subtle hints that he was interested in me….One day when I was hanging out with my friend, he actually went out to do a quick errand for his dad. So it was just me and his dad at home. He came by the room I was in and started talking to me while sitting one foot away from me. At the moment I felt very turned on, especially since he made me feel so comfortable. We ended up making out for a bit (I’m not sure how that happened), and we ended up doing it in his office quickly (doggy style). It lasted maybe like 5 minutes, and after that I was extremely weirded out. I never went over to my friend’s house after.”

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8. “My friend’s mom had always told me how cute she thought I was, and would joke about how she couldn’t wait until I turned 18. I would flirt back occasionally and one night we did some “hand stuff” while my friend was sitting 3 feet away, she never found that out….So the day before my senior year in high school I decided I didn’t want to be a virgin anymore. I text her and ask if she wants to hang out, she says sure and picks me up in the family minivan. We drive a little ways away, put the seats down in the back, smoked a bowl, listened to Kid Cudi, then we fucked….I got the best head I’ve ever had to this date, and there was no awkwardness afterwards. We even hooked up a couple more times.”

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9. “Was just getting on hookup websites, and seeing the vast amount of men out there who also like men. Ended up fucking my girlfriend’s Dad. Never told her, years later (she’s the type that’d find it hysterical). Bonus story, she was a lesbian, I was gay, both of us used each other as covers without realizing.”

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10. “I fucked one of my best friend’s moms for about a year. Her husband was cool with it, and a bit jealous she was doing an 18-year-old and he wasn’t.…Because I was out of school, and an employee, her son never put two and two together. I would travel with her, and stay in hotels with her, so it was the perfect cover. I don’t really know how it started, but she and I hit it off. She asked me once if I wanted a blowjob or to be made love to. She’s the only woman that has ever successfully sucked me off to completion. It was fucking wonderful. Most awkward moment was definitely when she said “That’s where ‘Johnny’ came from!” as I stuck it in her box.”

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11. “When I was 18 but still in high school I had a threesome with a married couple I met online. My first threesome! We had good fun, so I came back over again soon for more of it. After the sexy times had ensued, I glanced up at their living-room wall and saw school pictures of a girl I knew (not exactly friends, but acquaintances) and had been in the school system with since middle school. Dawning realization of horror…”

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12. “When I was 17 years old I started sleeping with my (at the time) recent ex-girlfriend’s mom. It all started one day when we were hanging out at her house and she asked if I wanted to ride over to her mother’s (my ex-girlfriend’s grandmother) house to feed her dogs seeing she was out of town….While on the way everything seemed normal until she put her hand on my leg. I was caught a little off guard, but we were close so I didn’t really think too much of it. We continued down the road in a void of silence when she slides her hard up to my belt and starts unbuckling it and unbuttoning my pants. Next thing I know, she is out of her seat and on her knees in the floorboard delivering a pretty fantastic blowjob. We get to her mom’s and she grabs me and pulls me into her mom’s room and pushes me on the bed. At this point I’m pretty freaked out. I’m 17 and this is a lot to take in….After a few minutes she took off her pants and crawled up to where she was straddling. As I lay there I am being flooded with the emotions of excitement, horror, guilt, and pleasure.”

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13. “I was close with two females (sisters) when I was younger (17-22) and their mother was very attractive and looked like she was of their age. One night, during a small party at their place, the mother asks if I would drive her to the gas station to grab some mixers for our alcohol (she was the type who would hang and drink with her children and children’s friends). I oblige, and on the way back she flat-out asks me if I want a blowjob. I respond, “UM SURE.” She proceeds, and I make sure to drive extra slow to prolong the experience, which is surreal. That was that, and we acted none too oddly back at the party. Later that evening as people start falling asleep and whatnot, she grabs my hand and pulls me into her bedroom. Door locked behind us, we have sex. It was phenomenal.” Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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