Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.
I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
—John Van Druten
Sometimes, they just make coffee cups too small.
—Michelle M. Pillow
Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
—Lara Flynn Boyle
“I have only two wishes,” said Jean. “The first is for strong coffee, and the second is for stronger coffee.”
I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.
Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
I must get up. My coffee needs me.
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
Life is a beautiful and endless journey in search of the perfect cup.
—Barbara A. Daniels
Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
I decide to turn to my old faithful solution to all that is wrong in life. Coffee.
—Lisa Renee Jones
People don’t stop eating, and they don’t stop drinking coffee.
A silent yawn is a scream for coffee.
There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.
I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.
Water is the most essential element of life, because without it you can’t make coffee.
I USED TO
Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.
I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I’d had it more.
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
Some of the world’s most effective thoughts happen over a brew of morning’s coffee.
Coffee and humanity both sprang from the same area in eastern Africa. What if some of those early ape-men nibbled on the bright red berries? What if the resulting mental stimulation opened them up to a new way of looking at old problems, much as it did Europeans? Could this group of berry nibblers be the Missing Link, and that memory of the bright but bitter-tasting fruit be the archetype for the story of the Garden of Eden?
—Stewart Lee Allen
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Presently the small of coffee began to fill the room. This was morning’s hallowed moment. In such a fragrance the perversity of the world is forgotten, and the soul is inspired with faith in the future…
I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.
—Louisa May Alcott
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is notorious.
—John Harvey Kellogg
Right, Holden said. No coffee. This is a terrible, terrible planet.
—James S.A. Corey
I hereby arm myself for today with coffee and the willingness to be wrong.
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.
Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.
I don’t really like coffee, she said, but I don’t really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.
Coffee is a language in itself.
Chocolate, men, coffee—some things are better rich.
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
—Jessi Lane Adams
The coffee’s done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE’S DONE!
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.
It rather goes without saying that Katherine drank her coffee black. Katherines do, generally. They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.
There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.
He liked the idea of coffee quite a lot—a warm drink that gave you energy and had been for centuries associated with sophisticates and intellectuals. But coffee itself tasted to him like caffeinated stomach bile.
Coffee was introduced to Europe only in 1615. The achievements of antiquity are quite enough to cow the modern human, but when you realize that they did it all without caffeine it becomes almost unbearable.
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
—T. S. Eliot
Coffee is a hug in a mug.
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
Coffee is far more than a beverage. It is an invitation to life, disguised as a cup of warm liquid. It’s a trumpet wakeup call or a gentle rousing hand on your shoulder….Coffee is an experience, an offer, a rite of passage, a good excuse to get together.
Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.
Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis—a good hot cup of coffee.
It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee!
—Donna A. Favors
I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.
I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.
No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.”
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.
Taking away coffee from Americans is like taking away oil from the motors.
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.
The voodoo priest and all his powers were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.
I just realized I’m not a morning person—I’m a coffee person.
A guy’s gotta live, you know, gotta make his way and find his meaning in life and love, and to do that he needs coffee, he needs coffee and coffee and coffee.
The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot.
It doesn’t matter where you’re from—or how you feel….There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.
If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsover.
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
—Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
I don’t know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Put the coffee on, bubbles, I’m coming home.
I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.
—Laurell K. Hamilton
the cup of coffee
your sleepy lips
every cold and
—Sade Andria Zabala
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.
The relationship between a perfect cup of coffee and a writer is just like the couple who always stand by and feel proud of being committed to each other.
That’s something that annoys the hell out of me‚I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
—J. D. Salinger
Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.
I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can’t go back. You cannot go back.
Sure some medical experts say coffee could be a health hazard, but they obviously never built a web site before!
I shall mention in passing just one example of a gift from the Arabs that I for one am rather grateful for: coffee—especially as it was originally banned in Europe as a “Muslim drink.”
Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.
What’s a rainy day
without some delicious
Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven’t had our coffee, in which case we feel 107.
What doesn’t KILL me makes me stronger….Except for the extinction of COFFEE… that might kill me.
I went out the kitchen to make coffee—yards of coffee. Rich, strong, bitter, boiling hot, ruthless, depraved. The lifeblood of tired men.
Although oil is a commodity, it’s still not a commodity like coffee, which, thank God, we will have with us always. At some point the oil will run out.
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
Coffee is not about having something to drink in cool weather, it’s about having something to drink when you are not sleeping.
I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn’t write.
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
My workday begins around 11 A.M., with a cup of black coffee in each hand. If I had more hands, there would be more coffee.
Taste of coffee varies with the person on the other end of table.
It is surely easier to confess a murder over a cup of coffee than in front of a jury.
The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.
If this is decaf, I’m going to pour it on your head.
Drink your coffee, it clears out the brain in the morning.
Till such time that there are strong men in this world, a woman would prefer strong coffee!