17 Sexy Spots On A Man’s Body That Aren’t His Penis

Shutterstock / Artem Furman
Shutterstock / Artem Furman

1. His Nipples

Why do men have nipples? Because God wants men to be happy. A man’s nipples are the only part of his body that serve absolutely no purpose besides giving him sensual pleasure. Although he may be a little nipplephobic at first, gently coax him into allowing you to rub, pinch, knead, and suck on them. His orgasm will be so intense, it may temporarily put him into a coma.

2. His “F” Spot

What scientists and nerds refer to as the “frenulum” is that little rubber-band-looking stretch of tissue that extends from the underside of his penis head to the underside of his shaft. That tiny little band of flesh is where nerves bundle together so closely, he will scream so loudly with pleasure if you lick it that people will be able to hear him in the next county.

3. His Taint

Technically known as the “perineum,” this is that hidden span of flesh that extends from behind his testicles all the way to his anus. It is highly sensitive to the touch and if licked or rubbed lightly, he may begin yelping with pleasure like a hyena. For an extra added thrill, use your index knuckle to press in on this area while he’s fucking you in the missionary position—it may indirectly stimulate his prostate gland and induce an orgasm so strong that he buys you a diamond ring five minutes after your session is completed.

4. His Anus

Ewww! OK, he has to do two things before you even THINK of venturing there: 1) Shave it; 2) wash it. No one—NO one—likes a dirty, hairy asshole. If he’s willing shave and wash that area, you need to realize that the tissue surrounding your man’s bunghole is one of the most sensitive areas on his body, and if you are able to properly stimulate it without gagging, he will start screaming at the top of his lungs for you to stop because it feels so good he risks losing his mind and being declared legally insane.

5. His Prostate Gland

Because the Goddess who created this universe hates men and has a wicked sense of humor, she placed the male “G-spot” about three inches inside his rectum. Once you two discuss being comfortable with performing the act and have signed all the appropriate paperwork, shove your lubricated finger up his butt and then curl it toward the front of his body in a “come hither” motion. Squish around for a minute or two until you’ve found the spot—you will know you’ve found hit when he starts moaning uncontrollably and cums so hard that his flying wads of semen break a lamp.

6. His Neck

From front to back and side to side, a fellow’s neck is packed with sensitive nerve endings like a kale smoothie is packed with nutrients. Glide your fingers along his neck. Lick it. Nibble on it. Bite it, but not so hard that you draw blood—unless that’s your thing, of course. He will show his gratitude by buying you a full, hearty breakfast—including orange juice—every day for the rest of your life.

7. His Lips

A man’s lips—just like a man’s heart—contains very sensitive membranes. Kiss and lick and suck and nibble his lips until he’s leaking so much pre-cum that he has to change his pants.

8. His Wonderful Scrotum

Yes, it’s disgusting to the naked eye, and even the word “scrotum” is disgusting. But again, if you seek to take him onto Pleasure Island and up into the Seven Gates of Heaven, you will have to pay at least token attention to his balls. He likes them to be touched and licked and stroked. Pay special attention to that little line that seems to split his sack down the middle—it’s known as the “cremaster muscle,” and properly stimulating it will having him signing the deed of his house over to you WHILE you’re still having sex.

9. His Inner Thighs

They’re hairy and they may even be a trifle doughy, but like everything on a man who has his guard down because you’re so irresistibly charming, his thighs are hyper-sensitive, too. Rub. Lick. Smear erotic oils on them while uttering mystical incantations in a foreign language. Pay about 10 minutes of undivided attention to his inner thighs, and then once you switch to his dick, he will cum in under sixty seconds guaranteed.

10. His Inner Knees

You’d never expect it in a gazillion years, but that soft fold behind a man’s knee is a throne of pleasure that will catapult, him into other galaxies of carnal pleasure. If you truly want to make him “weak in the knees,” gently stroke and lick the insides of them. Without even having to be asked, he will start doing the dishes and taking out the trash.

11. His Scalp

Yes, that’s right—where his hair grows. It’s one of the most sensitive parts of the human body. If you gently massage his scalp with your long silken finger, he will involuntarily sprout a tail and begin wagging it.

12. His Feet

Drag him out for a full-force pedicure before even thinking of venturing to his feet. Then, once they are acceptable and presentable, give him an hour-long foot rub using cedar-scented erotic lotions. He may ejaculate before you even have to be bothered with touching his junk. More time for Netflix!

13. His Ears

They are every bit as sensitive as your ears. Breathe into them. Gently lick them. Whisper false promises into them. Your rewards will be many and never-ending.

14. His Eyelids

Tell him to close his eyes. Then gently flutter your eyelashes up against his eyelids. Kiss his eyelids. Blow lightly on them. Then look down and marvel at his stupendous erection.

15. His Chin

It may come as a surprise to you, but a poll of British men found that their most sensitive body part besides their genitals was their chin. So if you see a man stroking his chin as if he’s a wise judge or an insightful psychiatrist, he may actually be masturbating instead.

16. His Chest

Begin gently massaging his pectoral muscles and even if you don’t like them, tell him that you do. Grab two fistfuls of his chest hair, assuming he has some. Start pounding your fists on his hairy chest like a female ape demanding a banana from her mate. You will unleash his inner caveman and he will begin ravishing you just the way you like it.

17. His Numerous Body Creases

From his armpits to his butt crack to the back of his ears to in between his fingers and toes, your man’s body is a minefield of nerve endings that, when stimulated, will heighten his sexual arousal to the point where he comes just short of having a heart attack—and that’s what we all want, isn’t it? TC mark

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