Unfortunately, half of your penis is tucked away inside your body and attached to the pubic bone.
Researchers in Arizona found 42 types of bacteria on men’s penises. That’s 42 more types than are acceptable.
One would assume that blood comes straight from the brain.
So put away your clown shoes. You’re not fooling anyone.
In other words, your penis stops growing right when you start growing up.
A scientific study determined that men’s penises measure the largest during a right good blowjob.
You may think it looks cool to smoke, but you’ll look a lot less cool once you drop your drawers.
Most men’s penises grow much larger when they get an erection. The rest really don’t improve much in size at all. Sucks to be them.
This is because longer penises are better able to flush out a rival’s sperm. If you want to know why she was fucking a rival in the first place, you’d better ask her.
Although probably half of them buy them anyway.
And it has nothing to do with anal sex.
Inactivity can shrink the penis from 1-2 centimeters, so start jerking off again immediately.
Are you taking notes, ladies?
But by then you’re too senile to notice.
Although nearly two-thirds of American men are circumcised.
Even though they might brag that they’re bigger than they actually are.
Well, c’mon—you’re in there for nine months. It gets boring after a while. You have to do something to kill the time.
This is according to astronauts’ personal testimonials.
Well, one reason may be that it’s actually bigger. But the angle from which a man views his own penis makes it appear smaller than an identically sized penis when viewed on another.
About 100 men in the world, to be exact. The condition is known as “diphallus.”
But the “being dead” part makes it impossible to enjoy them.
Weep for that poor fellow, will you?
And it belongs to the male shrew. So tell me again why they need to be tamed?
Instead it’s more like a sponge, except sponges aren’t nearly as pleasurable.
MRI evidence confirms this. Why that dude was using an MRI during sex is anyone’s guess.