21 Notorious High School Scandals (NSFW)

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1. Two guys, two goats.

There were rumors of two different guys fucking goats on separate occasions. One guy was said to smack the goat on the ass when he was finished and say, “You asked for it.”

2. One cheerleader, one popsicle.

One of the cheerleaders took a blue raspberry popsicle to the hoo-ha.

3. 17 girls, 1 guy, 17 new HPV infections.

The only “scandal” I can think of is when 17 girls all turned up with HPV which was traced back to one guy who gave it to a few girls and because they were all sluts it spread pretty quickly.

4. My school earned the nickname “Hooker High.”

Early in my freshmen year it came out that one of the assistant coaches, a youngish guy not much older than the students, was letting a couple of the cheerleaders play with his “spirit stick.” Apparently, he had also talked them into performing some kind of escort service on the side, with him being the de facto pimp. Earned my school the nickname “Hooker High” for a few years.

5. One male freshman ate another male freshman’s ass on camera for free beer.

A video was sent around thus past week of a freshman eating another freshman’s ass for 4 beers. They are both male.

6. A student’s mom’s dildo was used as an assault weapon.

I was a senior, one of the lower classmen brought his mom’s dildo to school. He hid it in another kid’s locker, who, upon discovering it, promptly threw it down the hallway and it hit a third kid in the face.

7. One girl lost her virginity…and continued losing it over the next eight days.

This girl lost her virginity during this grad trip, and over the course of the 8 days, she banged 12 guys.

8. Our gym coach murdered his son.

Our gym coach murdered his son and almost got away with it. The coach was writing his “memoirs” on his school computer and an IT guy found it. The dumb fuck confessed to everything in it.

There were two girls that got knocked up by the same guy. Neither knew about the other until like 5 months into the pregnancies. There were 2 pregnant hoes fighting it out in the cafeteria when they realized what was going on.

During an anatomy cat dissection for bio someone stole a dead cat and threw it into someone’s car. The owner of the car then attached it to another cars rear windshield. Someone called PETA and they protested outside our school saying they were raising serial killers.

I went to a fucked-up school.

9. A girl in my senior class beat her mom to death with a huge flashlight.

There was a girl in my senior class who was a drama student and amazingly bratty. Her boyfriend and she hid in the garage of her mom’s huge lake house and waited for her to come home, then beat her to death with a Maglite (big heavy duty flashlight) because the mom didn’t want her daughter dating this guy. They wrapped her in a blanket and took her to a field and tried to set her body on fire. http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/North-Carolina/McDowell-County-NC/Eva-K-Barlowe.1921387.html

10. A boy murdered his parents with help from two other boys.

A boy at my high school murdered his parents with the help of two other boys from the school, for a combination of the life insurance money and the money at the store they owned.

11. Our janitor killed himself after being caught filming girls in the women’s restrooms.

My freshman year, 52-year-old Janitor Allan Wemes was caught filming girls in the women’s restrooms. Like full-blown creepy mini-cam up shots ‘n’ shit.

It was a huge deal, there were 12 girls he had footage of and some staff members.

He was obviously fired and there was legal action taken.

2 nights before Christmas he walked into the woods behind his house and shot himself.

12. One fight became two fights became three became four.

One fight (between two girls, one got her weave pulled out) became two fights became three became four. Before long, the police were there in riot gear with pepper spray.

13. The principal and the librarian had an affair.

My principal was having sex with our librarian, now he’s fired and the librarian is now gone as well. He was a married man and they found evidence so he had to resign and she was let off along with him. My chemistry teacher got caught smoking weed and having an affair with a student and another group of teachers had an affair and one had to quit to keep in the rules, that’s just the teachers and faculty, don’t even get me started on the kids. Wooo.

14. Male teacher got a student pregnant.

Off the top of my head: Male PE teacher got student pregnant. Female PE teacher shagged sixth former whilst on a Duke of Edinburgh trip. Alcoholic French teacher sacked for taking up-skirt photos of female students during class. Sex change math teacher. Big ginger kid got in a fight with Asian kid during school. Asian kid’s big brother turned up after school and shoved ginger kid’s head in with a hammer.

15. Lots of teen moms before graduation.

One of the girls in my class was pregnant for our 8th grade dance and was a mother before we were even freshmen. She was just the first. We had lots of teen moms before graduation. The first girl had two before senior year even started. Thank god for grandparents.

16. Nip slip in the yearbook.

My freshman year a girl had a nip slip in the yearbook.

Sophomore year a senior did a porn movie. And we had a huge food fight the last day of school and hit the head football coach with an open chocolate pudding cup.

Junior year there were multiple lesbian fights. And one of the jocks got caught drunk and passed out in bed with some chick by her dad at a party after some other jock felt bad and called him.

Senior year, eh, I didn’t care anymore that year. I spent most classes watching Prison Break on Netflix, so I didn’t pay attention.

17. Fake bomb scare.

We had a ‘bomb scare’ (this a couple years after 9-11) and the news spread like wildfire.

Everyone split from class and the kids jumped in their cars and left the school like THIS.

The kids basically decided that school was over for the day. Was quite the rush actually.

Turns out it was some guy with a car battery wandering into campus.

18. Gym teacher at all-girls’ school had to leave because he was too good-looking.

Gym teacher left the school because too many girls had a crush on him, sending him notes and presents etc. All-girls school and he was ridiculously good-looking, should’ve seen that one coming.

19. Teacher killed himself after being charged with raping an eighth-grade student.

I’m from a very small school (70ish per grade), but a lot of deaths happen over the year despite that. The worst was after a teacher was accused of having sex with his 8th grade (my grade) student. The teacher wasn’t actually fired, just encouraged to leave to hide the whole thing. Then, the next year, charges were filed and he killed himself. The teacher’s mom then called the student saying it was her fault he was dead, and that caused the student to kill herself. Whole thing was really fucked up.

http://archive.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=109031

After the murder they cleaned themselves up and went to goddamn homecoming. People can say what they want, but these guys were assholes before this happened, too.

Oh, and another boy died. No official cause of death was ever released, but it was pretty well known that he died choking himself to death either as suicide or trying autoerotic asphyxiation with a belt.

20. ”Cracker Day”

I went to middle school in a low-income neighborhood in Miami with predominant black student body. There was an unofficial “holiday” that the students participated in every year called Cracker Day. On this day anyone whose skin wasn’t dark enough became a target for assault. There was a sneaky gang that would jump unsuspecting “crackers” in between classes. You wouldn’t know it was Cracker Day until the administration office was full of sad crying white kids waiting for their parents to come get them. The thing is this wasn’t even a scandal. It was more like a yearly tradition. They got me one year. I’m not sure if Cracker Day lives on today since this was back in early 2000s.

21. Goth kid made a bomb/shooting threat that turned out to be very serious.

The bomb/shooting threat that turned out to be very serious. These guys in the cafeteria used to pick on this Goth kid. Goth kid and some of his friends gave out flyers saying don’t come to school a few days later but no one took it seriously. Turns out he was serious. He brought some small propane tanks, guns and ammo to shoot up the cafeteria. Luckily he wasn’t too smart and went through the metal detectors/scanning machines that were mandatory for all students. Security caught him, and he had a mental breakdown right there. School went into lockdown. Bomb sniffing dogs and SWAT patrolled our hallways because he might have an accomplice. Never saw him again.