20 Third-Person (And Probably False) Stories Of People Having Sex With Famous Musicians

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Found on AskReddit. No claim of authenticity is made for any of these comments since they were all made anonymously and refer to events in the third person. The default assumption is that they are all false.

1.

I had a teacher who told me she slept with Jimi Hendrix. She said it was the best sex she ever had. What’s funny is she was the crabby old lady teacher. I was going through a Hendrix phase so it’s wasn’t as awkward it sounds.

2.

A girl from my high school got schtook by Lil Jon.

Apparently, he sounded exactly like you’d expect Lil Jon to sound when cumming.

3.

A girl I knew in college “slept” with John Mayer after the Concert for Virginia Tech. I say “slept” because he had her lie on the bed, then he jacked off on her. Then he just left.

4.

My mother slept with Peter Steele of Type O Negative in the late summer of 1992. I was born in April 1993.

My mother never told me who my father was.

5.

I met a girl who actually admitted to fucking Chad Kroger from Nickelback. I laughed and laughed. Not the response she was looking for I think, but hey you fucked Nickelback.

6.

One day while bullshitting in the break room at work, a co-worker told us his wife once shared a limo with Huey Lewis, and he had a huge dick. Many awkward glances were exchanged.

7.

A girlfriend of mine went down on the guitarist from Judas Priest, but by her story, he was suffering from coke dick, so not so amazing.

8.

I know a girl who gave Wiz Khalifa head…does that count? She said he wanted fuck and she didn’t want to so they settled on that. Apparently he was super fucked up but he was nice enough, kinda just kicked her off the bus right after tho.

9.

A close friend of my girlfriend slept with Riff Raff recently before he performed in my town. He asked her if she wanted him to run her a bath, and then once they were done he said something like “Alright I gotta get ready for the show now,” and went into the other room to bang her friend.

10.

My mom was a roadie for Motorhead back in the day, said she was banging the drummer most of the time. I didn’t press for details cause she’s my mom and I could give a shit.

11.

Years ago living in LA. My girlfriend at the time had a sister who was a wannabe groupie. She did pick up Glenn Danzig at a House of Pies near his Silver Lake home, later said the sex was ‘ho hum’, sadly disappointing, she was anticipating not only ROCKSTAR but SHORT GUY overcompensating sexual gymnastics. Meh.

12.

A girl in my sorority lost her virginity to Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys. She said he wasn’t very memorable and he knew he was taking her virginity, what’s disgusting is her friend’s father set this up. He worked in the hotel they were staying in in Vegas so he booked this girl and his daughter a room next to Nick.

13.

Summer of 2013 my friends and I met Justin Bieber at Muzik Nightclub in Toronto. One of my friends ended up leaving with Justin and his boys to go back to The Hazelton (hotel). She ended up sleeping with Justin and multiple boys from his crew. There was like 5 girls there and they made them all sign contracts and took away their cellphones. He referred to himself as JB and made everyone sit around and listen to him sing for like an hour while he continuously smoked a shit ton of weed. Too funny.

14.

We were just talking about this tonight! My cousin slept with Lars Ulrich about ten years ago. She said he was sorta hot but had a really small dick. Also, he managed to get naked from the waist down before she even got to the bedroom. She described the sex itself as….easily forgettable.

Edit: my most popular comment ever is about Lars Ulrich’s tiny penis…Here’s a summary of all the stuff you guys said over and over:

Makes sense, no rhythm.

That makes two things he’s bad at.

Something something Napster!

You also know someone or ARE someone who slept with Lars. (5 and counting)

You decided to share several pictures of Lars tiny penis……thanks for that.

He gets easy sex all the time so of course he’s not going to try. Also my cousin is a free cheeseburger.

15.

Freshman year a chick down the hall named Diana was this part time model who did legit modeling gigs. We were good friends and smoking buddies, she was freaking hot. she was also a virgin. Anyways, one of her gigs was a video for 30 Seconds to Mars which I had heard of but had no idea Jared Leto was the lead singer of. He wasn’t a big deal back then but I was a huge fan of Requiem so I knew who she was talking about. She said they hit it off and started hanging out. She went to his hotel room one night where they were starting to fool around. she said he was HUGE. she told him that she was a virgin and being the SUPER NICE GUY that he is told her he didn’t wanna take that from her, “so let me put it in your ass.” She does anal, comes home to the dorms, never hears from him again, stops hanging out and talking to everyone, so I only find this out when I stop her and catch up (“hey, hows jared?”) as she’s moving out of the dorms cuz she dropped out of school because she hadn’t gone to class for a month.

That’s a pretty powerful cock to be able to fuck a girl right out of college. She never got Facebook, dunno what happened to her…

16.

In high school, around 1998, my girlfriend at the time slept with David Crosby of Crosby, Stills, and Nash. She was 16 at the time.

A friend of mine in college slept with Joey Fatone’s (of N*Sync) brother. He gave her herpes.

That girl’s best friend slept with the lead singer of The Atari’s. I am pretty sure she regretted it. She always would talk about how he was going to leave his wife to be with her and stuff, but she never saw him again. This same girl also slept with Jared Leto after a 30 Seconds to Mars concert. She was really into music and trying to date a rock star while she was in college. Now she is a wonderful mother of 2 and a schoolteacher. Funny how priorities change as you get older.

Finally, a friend of mine got herpes from the lead singer of Night Ranger. The only reason I found out about it is because I set her up on a blind date with my friend. Things went really well until they got back to her place and she disclosed to him that she had contracted herpes from her days as a Night Ranger groupie. I didn’t know such a thing existed.

17.

My friend almost slept with Maynard James Keenan, The lead singer of Tool. This time he was opening for NIN as Perfect Circle. I’ll try to keep it short, but after being offered back stage passes by a security guard, she was waiting around to meet Trent. That’s when Maynard approached her and invited her to hang out in the trailer to chill and “watch movies.” They were watching ‘Happy Gilmore’ and he was wearing silk pants. That’s when he whipped it out. She immediately got up and left, he ran after her and said, “Wait, please don’t go, you’re not like all the other girls.” She did give him her number but he never called.

TL;DR Maynard whipped it out while watching ‘Happy Gilmore’ with a friend of mine.

18.

I’m pretty sure my older sister slept with someone (possibly everyone) from Quiet Riot. I only know because about 15 years ago I was watching VH1’s Behind the Music episode on Quiet Riot and when they were showing pictures with the narrative overlay talking about all the drugs and groupies, one of the pictures was them with someone who looked exactly like my sister. So one day I ask her if she’s ever been to a Quiet Riot concert and she was all “Yeah, I saw them open for Iron Maiden in Columbia, South Carolina one time. I got to go backstage, it was really cool!” Also, she was only 16 at the time. I have never mentioned anything about it since.

19.

Not me but my identical twin sister has slept with Rikki Rockett from poison and Jimmy Page. This was back in about 1999 when we were 19 years old. She maintained a short relationship with Rikki during his time here in town but the best was when Jimmy Page called my parents house looking for my sister and my aunt answered the phone and she asked who was calling and his response was “Its Jimmy Page, Love”.

I could have died.

Jimmy flew my sister out to several shows in The DC area and NY area. She says he was really creepy. He apparently has a thing for young chicks.

This is back when he was touring with The Black Crowes 99-2000.

20.

A girl I know banged Waka Flocka, Meek Mill and Future, got a ticket for running a red light whilst following he first crew back to his hotel, she now has a bf who has no clue why her seemingly normal job flies her to Miami and Denver every few months or so. At the time future and meek had girl friends “aka$ leaches” Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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