How great it is to pee outside.
Getting hit in the balls.
That sometimes I physically NEED to stick my hand down my pants and rearrange my balls. I try not to do this with too many people looking but once I did it and then noticed there was an old couple walking down the street. The woman looked at me with disgust. The man’s expression didn’t change.
4. Ball itch.
You have no idea how itchy it can get down there. Imagine you have a big hairy, sweaty balloon filled with two golf balls and then press a hot dog up against it. it can get very uncomfortable and needs constant adjusting.
Cleavage is an eye magnet, it takes a fantastic amount of sheer will to not look at as it stares back at you.
It’s entirely possible for a man to be thinking of nothing at all. That look on his face isn’t worry, or disinterest, or boredom. He’s just content in his own little world. And that’s OK.
Asking “what are you thinking” is a bad idea, because he’s either not thinking particularly of anything, or it’ll be something silly like “How many dinosaurs would it take to sink the Titanic?”
Having morning wood and your mother is waiting for you to get up ,but you try to sneak your ‘hard on’ by showing your back at her and running full speed to your bathroom
The expectation of guys to take the necessary chances when talking to a girl rather than vice-versa. It’s nerve wracking, trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. And if she says no, that courage starts at a level lower than zero for the next girl.
Men aren’t dumbasses, we have to ignore obvious signs. Nowadays, the single biggest fuck up the average guy can make is to be labeled as a creep or a rapist because he misread a wink or a nudge. We play it safe so we don’t destroy our lives.
This goes triple if the guy is already friends with you.
Why they never admit that they are mad at you and just sulk (women).
It’ll be like “are you okay love? Have I done something to upset you.”
Stern reply “I’m fine.”
Alleged man here.
How we’ve learned to tune out 90% of what a woman says, because most of them can’t hit the high points and let that be enough.
EXAMPLE: a woman wants the trash removed
GOOD: Hey, can you take the trash out?
BAD: Did you notice the trash?
No, what about it?
You didn’t notice the trash…[heavy sigh]
What was it about the trash that I was supposed to notice?
What kind of question is that?
What in the fuck are you talking about?! What’s going on with the trash?
I asked you if you NOTICED the trash!
Why in the fuck would I notice the trash? Did it do something unusual?
The trash gets full from time to time, you know.
Yes, I do know. But what in the goddamned hell does that have to do with anything? Why are you asking me about the trash?
How to condense the 25-minute-long summary of your day into 2 minutes so I can actually bring myself to pay attention.
Men picture women naked, or in sexual situations, incredibly frequently. And its meaningless, not a big deal. I can be conversing with a business associate, and paying complete attention to her, engaging in conversation on the topic at hand – but there is that little subroutine running in the background picturing her sexually. Not every time but often.
This is not the kind of things guys generally share with their SO’s because it sounds far more serious than it really is. It’s just background noise really.