45 People On The 2 Words You Should Never Search Together On Google Images

Google Images / “blue waffle”—blurred beyond recognition so you don’t throw up
Google Images / “blue waffle”—blurred beyond recognition so you don’t throw up
Found on AskReddit.

1.

“blue” – nice warm color.

“waffle” – delicious.

“blue waffle” – dear God where is the eye bleach

2.

Urethral fisting

3.

krokodil sideeffects

4.

“Child”, and I’m going to put a couple of sentences between this. Lovely weather we are having, I just got snow where I live. But it is warm out which makes it pleasant to go for a walk. And “porn”

5.

“Gorilla vagina.”

I was just curious about how similar they are to human vaginas. It wasn’t sexual, I just really wanted to know if they looked the same.

I found out, eh, not really. But that search has probably rendered me unelectable for the rest of time.

6.

ISIS Gangbang

7.

lemon

party

8.

Knotted penis. Ow.

9.

Chunky discharge

10.

Gonna go with “bot” and “fly”.

11.

“Maggot infestation” or “Trench foot”

12.

Urethra papercut.

13.

“Fractured” and “penis”

14.

Sautéed placenta

15.

As a sometimes artist I Google reference a lot. One time I had to draw a group of soldiers moving through a South American rainforest. I Googled “jungle bush.” Such a bad, bad idea.

16.

Holocaust porn

17.

Coffin birth

18.

Inverted penis.

19.

Ass jar

20.

bukkake taco

21.

Gary Oldman. Without the r.

22.

Kitten + firework? Puppy + fire?

Roasted + Baby?

Hitler + Correct?

23.

midget twerking

24.

“Menstruation” and “painting”

25.

Vaginal maggots. You’re welcome.

26.

Pink sock

27.

Late to the game but… “nugget porn.”

I was in disbelief when I found out it was a thing.

28.

Man Hole. I’ll never make the mistake of putting a space in “manhole” again.

29.

Cream Pie…if you are looking for a recipe.

30.

Trench Foot. Please don’t go on the images.

31.

Prolapsed anus

32.

“Harlequin” and “Baby”.

Don’t fucking do it.

33.

Cock peeling.

34.

Grandfather Clock and forgetting the L in clock.

35.

Rectal excavation

36.

Extreme Analingus.

37.

Anal, leakage

38.

Corpse porn.

39.

Tub girl

40.

Degloved penis.

41.

“penile torsion”

42.

Tonsil stones

I wanted to quit life after seeing a video of them

43.

Echidna penis. Those things are crazy.

44.

Minge Smegma

45.

Ass vacuum TC mark

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