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1. Tissues beneath the bed.
The humongous pile of tissues underneath his bed.
2. Jizz on the keyboard.
Jizz on the computer keyboard.
3. I walked in on him while he was roughing up the suspect.
Walking in on my boy while he was roughing up the suspect. I knock now.
4. “See the boops.”
As soon as my son learned to spell, I found “see the boops [sic]” in the browser history. He wasn’t searching for Betty Boop.
