25 People Name The One Thing They’d Eliminate From The Internet

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Found on AskReddit.

1.

Autoplay videos. Hate that shit. I’ll avoid a website entirely because of that.

2.

The comment fields at the end of online new articles. Reading those is all too often an express train to weeping for civilization.

3.

Malware that attaches itself to Google Chrome and can’t easily be removed. “Oh my new search engine is ballsack.com….forever!”

4.

The pop-up window that comes up when you first click somewhere on a porn site. Just think of all the great things we could do with the time we save clicking the pop-up windows closed!

5.

BuzzFeed.

Just stop it, BuzzFeed. Just stop it.

6.

The letter E. It would be bautiful.

7.

TMZ.com.

8.

Perez Hilton and any other celebrity blogger that once did nothing but talk shit and now has the lamest blog ever because he’s such a fake priss cunt.

9.

Anything that comes in a list and talks about social interaction can go.

10.

Star Wars Kid. I think that would be a nice thing to do for that guy.

11.

Blue waffle.

12.

Can I delete social media as a whole? If so, I’d love to see what would happen.

13.

Revenge porn sites. Wouldn’t completely fix the problem, but still….Guys and gals, don’t be dicks if you have pics.

14.

Tumblr feminists/MRA bloggers.

15.

Duck Face.

16.

Instagram. I hate hashtags, selfies, and filters.

17.

Any site/blog/forum that glorifies anorexia. Seriously, just google "Pro Ana," that shit is horrifying.

18.

My old MySpace. I lost the email/password years and years ago, I even did the petition-to-remove thing they offer but no dice. My real name is on there. It’s embarrassing as fuck. The only good thing is that the last login was in 2005.

19.

Anything Kardashian.

20.

All of the anti-abortion and PETA posts. Don’t get me wrong, I hate animal abuse, but no one wants to see those pictures of dead animals or those pictures pro-life sites post of shredded fetus tacos. Not good for the heart…

21.

How has no one said the NSA? I for one would like to surf, exchange ideas, and watch porn without knowing that someone,somewhere has access to that and can bring it to light whenever it suits them.

22.

That Beyonce picture. It would be great to see her reaction when she realized her demands worked.

23.

3 guys 1 hammer. That doesn’t need to be here, it’s sick, twisted and disgusting.

24.

Nothing. Free speech, bitches!

25.

Any and all censorship. Where is your God now? TC mark

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