Bugs Bunny…when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny
Straight male here, but I can smell what The Rock is cooking.
Johnny Depp … I’m straight married guy.
Courtney Love. I know she’s trashy, that’s what I love.
Megyn Kelly from Fox News.
About as smart as a box of rocks, sure, but damn she’s hot.
Chris Kattan. I’ve tried to make it go away but it wont, there’s something alluring about the guy and I don’t know what it is.
I definitely want the Mango.
Benedict Cumberbatch. I know, I know, 70% of the time his photos are unnerving, and his fan base can be frightening, but whenever I see him onscreen I melt like an ice cube on a sunny sidewalk.
Harley Quinn. My biggest shame is a cartoon character. Sigh. I’m normal I swear. She is just such a hot mix of sexy and crazy.
Mickey Rourke. And not like, pre-boxing, total hottie Mickey Rourke. Messed up face, current-day Mickey Rourke. No idea why.
Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes. I don’t identify as a furry, but I can totally see where they’re coming from if I decided to take this crush very seriously. He’s just so playful and intelligent and protective, and his tufts of hair on his chest and cheeks just seem to trigger my borderline fetish for chest hair and beards.