41.

Due to my love of booty I would fuck a Kardashian even more retarded than she already is.

42.

Gordon Ramsay. He’s a complete dick but he’s got those baby blues.

43.

Tara Reid. I still get pants movement thinking about that line in Van Wilder where she says “What panties?”

44.

Kathy Bates.

45.

Steve-O. Doesn’t matter than I bet he smells like cabbage.

46.

The bass girl from School of Rock (I was like 11 when it came out, so go away Chris Hansen).

47.

I had a dream about Nikki Minaj once…she forced herself on me. I’ve never thought about her in my waking hours, but that night, while I was dreaming, she wasn’t half bad.

48.

When I saw Silence of the Lambs, If fell in love with Hannibal Lecter. The release of Hannibal did not help. Mmm lick that steering wheel ya fucking creep…

49.

Condoleezza Rice. (and I’m a female)

50.

Justin Bieber. (gay here) He’s a horrible person, but I would hate-fuck that smug little twink until he realized his place in the world.