Bailey Jay, my penis is always confused when I see her.
The candlestick, Lumiere, from Beauty and The Beast.
Trevor from GTA 5 (and consequently the Canadian actor behind him).
Kristen Schaal. That Weird Al video did it for me.
Bill Clinton. I’m really upset about this.
Just saw the latest Planet of the Apes movie. ::gulp:: Caesar. I’m so sorry.
Martha Stewart. My friends say I should be ashamed, but I think it’s a good thing.
Arya Stark from Game of Thrones. I mean, the actress.
Macaulay Culkin. Also, Amon Goeth from Schindler’s List. You know, the Nazi.
Lady Gaga. It’s like, I know she is Skeletor in a skin suit but I really want to hit that for some reason.