11.

A girlfriend of mine basically had her puberty triggered by Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.

12.

Jax from Sons of Anarchy. I am a straight married male.

13.

Every Latin girl in Orange is the New Black, especially the Gothic one who loves Fleet Foxes and proper diction. Holy shit instant erection.

14.

Ke$ha. it’s the dollar sign in her name, the gratuitous amount of glitter at her shows, or how awesome she looked in timber.

15.

Steve Buscemi.

16.

David Bowie in Labyrinth. I was about 8 when I first saw that film; the ballroom scene basically initiated puberty.

17.

Maggie Gyllenhaal. One of my coworkers once said about her, “I’ve seen better heads on lettuce.”

18.

Alex Trebek.

19.

Jensen Ackles. No homo K, a little bit of homo. K, completely homo—and proud of it.

20.

Yolandi Visser and I am sure I am not alone.