… Kovu. From the second Lion King. I’m a lesbian with no zoophilic tendencies but Disney artists drew a lion and made him hot and that isn’t okay.
Ann Coulter … I would hate-fuck her into a permanent coma.
Die Antwoord’s girl partner. She looks like a slutty druggy type kind of like Iggy Azalea. Actually, I’m kind of ashamed to be attracted to her too.
I can’t believe this hasn’t been said yet. Conan O’Brien. I have wanted to climb that ginger tree since I was 11/12. I saw his show being taped last year and was extremely turned on the whole time.