101.

Andre the Giant.

102.

I wanna bang Chloe Grace Moretz and I’m not ashamed of it, though I probably should be.

103.

How has no one said Anderson Cooper? I’m a straight male, but I’d be re-evaluating just how straight if he was nearby.

104.

Rachel Maddow. I once had a dream about her and it wasn’t bad.

105.

Ashley from Hardcore Pawn…yeah…I know.

106.

Jenny McCarthy…. I know, I know the vaccine thing. But remember when she was on MTV?

107.

…Corey Feldman…I have no idea why, but that mouth does it for me…that came out a lot creepier than I intended for it to.

108.

I saw Rocky Horror Picture Show at 14 one Halloween. Tim Curry as Frankenfurter…omg. It caused seat-wetting.

109.

Not really ashamed, but I’d do Meryl Streep. She was hot back then and I think she’s still got some freak in her now. I watched her in The Devil Wears Prada, and I thought to myself, Meryl Streep is a damn fine, evil woman that can control my ass however she pleases.

110.

Literally Hitler. When I was 12-16 or thereabouts, he just seemed really bangin’.