That vaginas have a finish line.
The vagina is deeper than i expected. I’m asian by the way.
The opening of the vagina is lower than expected. I must of smooshed my dick head into her clit about 20 times before figuring it out.
I always assumed it was the woman’s job to “guide” my penis in her vagina. I hovered over her and waited, and she just looked at me like, “what?”, and I asked if she could put it in, and she was all, “you’re a big boy, you can do this.”
That when doing doggy, the guy is looking at my butthole as well. Knowing that now, I am conscious of poo and hair.
Penis skin MOVES!! I thought a hand job involved rubbing the penis like you would to your finger. But the skin moves too!
7. It’s messy.
how messy it is and how awesome baby wipes are
Having to clean semen out, I thought it just stayed there and eventually disappeared.
Weird noises. Movies make sex seem so sensual, and it really is, but man, there are some weird-ass noises during sex.
That a huge dick does not equal better feeling. If anything the total opposite
Once you make a woman orgasm really well, a surprising amount of them will let you do some pretty nasty shit to them, and they’ll enjoy it thoroughly.
Having drunken sex with a girl while she’s on her period, forgetting to clean up in the post coital bliss and falling asleep leads to terrifying thoughts upon waking up.
The first time it happened, it looked like I was turning into a zombie and the infection starting down there. Delightful.
You cannot order a boner like a pizza.
Unprotected sex doesn’t mean an STD every time. If that was true, I’d have dozens of AIDS.
That saying “You like that don’t you, you fucking retard” isn’t dirty talk…
Shower sex… is really hard. Holding her up against the wall was one the riskiest things I’ve ever done
The farting noise that happens when your stomachs suction together after you get all sweaty.
That I could last a whole 42 seconds.
Holding off from finishing during sex is a lot harder than holding it when you have to pee.
Sex spawned leg cramps.
That I’d enjoy getting her off more than getting myself off.
You don’t cum at the same time, usually.
That the quality of an orgasm from intercourse was pretty much the same as an orgasm that I’d given myself from masturbation. In other words, meh.
That I was an incredible masturbater and that sex was going to have some awesome build up but the actual sex wouldn’t feel as good as fapping. No one will ever know how to work your junk like you do. It the shared experience that makes it is awesome not the magical vaginal feelings.
I thought it would be 100x better than masturbation. It’s not.
Really, really good sex is probably 1.5x better than a good fap. Bad sex is probably 1/2 as good as a fap.
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