“The real connection that you just cannot get through any other means than locking eyes just gets me.”
“First go? A few seconds. Tops. After that initial burst, I can last for hours.”
This got creepy really quick TBH.
There’s a surprising amount of disagreement on what a ‘blow job’ really is.
“You’re enough for me.”
There are some things that you just can’t be prepared for.
“She said she was voting for Ben Carson. She called her father ‘Daddy’. She made me sit through an entire Joe Jonas song.”
“Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas.”
“How you start to realize every conversation with them is pointless.”
“Told him that I liked him. He went ‘I like you too bud.’ And punched me in the shoulder. Then walked off.”