27 Men And Women Confess The Weird And Dirty Hot Traits That They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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1.

Lola Bunny from Space Jam.

Also Jasmine when she’s in red. Belle in the yellow dress.

β€”Tibeardius

2.

When I was a kid: the reporter from the Skippy the Kangaroo animated series. Yes, she was a kangaroo.

β€”costumus

3.

Girls with nice backs. Not overly muscular, but smooth, clear, lightly tanned skin. Some guys are ass men, some are boob men. I’m a back man. Love it and I can’t explain why.

β€”Fire_x_Ice

4.

There was a girl in my college chemistry class who had suffered from severe facial burns that were uncorrected. She could best be described as ‘Lisa Kudrow cast in the role of Two-Face, or the Norse Goddess Hela’. To many, she’d be a butterface- great body, blond, 1/2 half of her face was gorgeous. The other half was messed up with keloid tissue, but still largely the same (she had a face). If you didn’t get within 50 feet, you’d assume she was just a statuesque blonde girl. I was fascinated and couldn’t stop staring. She hated me because she thought I was gawking at her because of her deformity. One of my great regrets is that I never developed the bravery to tell her I was staring because I thought she was fascinating, that she was more beautiful because she was unique.

β€”LeRoienJaune

5.

Collars on women. The recent resurgence of the choker has been amazing.

β€”Boopyoursnoot

6.

When a girl is a complete wreck and just gives you that look like “this is me.” There’s something about it that is just so attractive and sexy.

β€”UnmaskPsycopath

7.

I wouldn’t say I’m exactly ashamed but I definitely don’t advertise that feet are a big turn/attraction for me.

β€”PM_Me_Your_Ass_Feet

8.

Trashy girls. Seriously if I see a pretty trashy girl I’m fucked.

β€”FedDetainee

9.

Girls with off-color hair, used to be mostly punk chicks, now there are a lot of cos-play girls that do it too.

Nothing turns my head faster than a glimpse of blue, purple or green hair in a crowd.

β€”Unique5309

10.

Men I don’t know. I don’t want to get to know them, I just want to have sex with them once. I wanna accidentally bump into them at a store, make eye contact, go bang it out somewhere, and never talk to them again. I dunno, I guess I’m really curious as to what different dudes dicks look like.

β€”TheDoubtfulGuest

11.

Women ages 40-60 with big butts.

I’m 30.

β€”MindofKB

12.

Girls who laugh in a way that suggests mental instability. The most attractive girl I ever knew shook and laughed until every molecule of air in her body was expelled. She sounded like an albatross being forced through a cheese grater, and I loved her for it.

β€”TheSump

13.

Tall women, basically “larger” than me in every regard. Idealistically around 6’0″ to 6’5″. There’s something so dick-hardening about a woman who could easily overpower and rape/murder me whenever she wants, but doesn’t.

β€”SomeMetroid

14.

Lesbians. I’m only ashamed because I feel like a dick for how many times I’ve asked out lesbians. I don’t know they’re lesbians when I ask them out if that makes it any better. There’s just something about them, the short hair, tomboyish clothes, confidence in everything they do. I find it insanely attractive.

β€”Judge_Bredd2

15.

I would never tell anyone this, but… women dressed as clowns.

Im not sure where or how it started.

β€”GozerDaGozerian

16.

Resting bitch face.

β€”weaksaucedude

17.

I want the ever loving fuck degraded out of me in bed. Call me every bad word in the book and that gets me going, I love the idea of a guy having power over me and going rough. Telling me what to do and taking control.

Although at an intellectual level I’d be disgusted by a guy who treated me so badly so it’s unlikely I’ll find someone who can adequately fulfill that desire and still be a good partner who respects me out of bed.

β€”sithhappensbro

18.

Oh gee, confession time.

I have a deep, ridiculous, almost weird obsession with chubby guys. I’m not ashamed of liking chubby guys btw, I’m ashamed of the intensity to which I like them.

I also feel so guilty about fetishising them but I can’t help it. I love hugging a chubby guy and feeling them being all soft and cuddly; it makes me weak in the knees and gives me an instant ladyboner.

I’m sort of on the skinny side and for some reason, I seem to repel the kind of guys I’m physically attracted to; all of them ignore me and it just makes me want to want them more.

β€”AdorkableGeekster

19.

Girls with low self-esteem. I just want to lift them up to the point where they realize they are too good for me.

β€”Darkuwa

20.

Men’s back and shoulders. Mmmmmmm. I just want to lick them.

β€”anim0sitee

21.

For whatever reason, I’m attracted to women who hate everyone. Homebodies, cynical, with a general disgust for other people.

Maybe it’s the challenge of breaking down their walls. Maybe it’s an opposites attract kinda thing, since I generally enjoy being in large groups of people and meeting new people. Idk, I never really thought about it before now.

β€”Kpc04

22.

Sticking things up my bf’s butt…

β€”BoneJumper

23.

Guys who think they have no chance with me, or are conventionally unattractive. This is really shitty of me to admit, but through them, I actually feel like I am pretty. Realistically, I know I have a lot of physical features that people consider “attractive”; but I never really feel that way about myself unless I’m receiving an obsessive level of devotion.

β€”TruePseudonym

24.

Confidence. Like, deluded fucking ridiculous confidence. The type of woman who legitimately thinks they could have any guy they wanted and prides themselves on it.

β€”blargh29

25.

The way women dress when they’re home alone and know they’ll be staying in.

I love the oversized t-shirt. I love the sweatpants with the two-day old beefaroni stain. I love the messy, shitty ponytail with the split-ends and fly-aways sticking out all over the place.

Much like Troy from Community, I’d take it over lingerie any day, because I just like knowing she’s comfortable. If she’s a mess and she’s happy, so am I.

I mean, maybe it’s not something shameful, but it’s not something you mention. “I wanna see you look like shit” isn’t exactly the most attractive come-on, is it?

β€”ElGrumpo

26.

Blowjobs, giving.

For some reason, almost every other person I speak to either detests giving blowjobs and thinks its gross, or is just very indifferent to it.

I love it. I even like swallowing. I like just being able to play with it and do what ever I want, like when you eat a popsicle for fun, but I also like when he grabs my hair and basically just fucks my mouth.

Do other people’s boyfriends just have gross dicks? I don’t understand why so many other people don’t like it.

β€”CutestBoy

27.

Girls who clumsily try sexy things but kinda goof. Like when she spontaneously tries to lick her own nipples but finds her boob arent quite big enough.

β€”jsnforceΒ TC mark

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