"I wonder if any of my old crushes are single."
Facebook: "Nope, they're all getting married & you're gonna die alone."
"Why do I have you?"
— Robert Angell (@RobArthAngIV) September 16, 2016
Why do single people always want to give their opinion on YOUR relationship? You're single for a reason.
— Normal (@Pizza_Saiyan) September 16, 2016
Any little thing I do and my mum will respond to it with "that's why you're single". I dropped my biscuit in my coffee n she said it. Ta mum
— Shannon Corby (@shancorby) September 15, 2016