14 Biting Insults That Will Get Just The Reaction You Are Looking For

Flickr / grassrootsgroundswell
Flickr / grassrootsgroundswell

Found on r/AskReddit

1. Out of 10,000 sperm …. I’m surprised you were the quickest.

DeadHead

2. You aren’t being the person Mr. Rodgers knew you could be.

Flawed_L0gic

3. I would insult you but nature did a better job.

KauaiGirl

4. Shhh, quiet now; You’re making everyone lose their brain cells.

Knight-in-Gale

5. If I ate a bowl of alphabet soup, I could shit out a smarter sentence than any of yours.

ive_reddit_all

6. You are so painfully boring I’d rather read My Little Pony fan-fiction then continue talking to you.

Epoch6

7. If you were any less intelligent we’d have to water you three times a week..

Pojodan

8. You’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

CelestialOtter

9. Look, I don’t have the time, or the crayons to explain this shit to you.

– anonymous

10.You’re so bad at getting insulted you’ll probably see this as a compliment!

Kayniaan

11. You’re ten pounds of shit in a five pound sack.

FuckedAsBored

12. You’re tacky and I hate you.

– JoshTheWoodsman

13. I care more about taking the rubbish bins out than I do about you.

kjoro

14. You, sir, are of little worth. TC mark

SkyPork

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