10 People Reveal Crazy Things Their Ex Said That Made Them Breakup Immediately

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1. I’m pregnant and it’s not yours.

HxRagexH

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2. If you ever break up with me, I’ll ruin your life.

Raptor1210

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3. He said I was cheating on him because I got changed in the same room as my best female friend of ten years.

triangles13

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4. Me: I need a ride to the hospital.
Her: ok (rolls over and goes back to sleep)

anonymous

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5. I fucked someone else, and I think I want to keep doing that.” Made my decision rather simple, but it still hurt.

Butcher_Of_Hope

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6. If you were rich I’d marry you.

noiamNOTcrazy

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7. “Science is just an opinion of people who think they’re smart.”
Sure, honey, all this technology works on fucking opinions…

chafedinksmut

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8. “I’m sorry, I have daddy issues.”
Great excuse for cheating!

thelifestain

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9. I hate being in a relationship during the summer. Don’t you? Haha

Captain-Trevor

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10. If you made me choose between you and weed I’d choose weed.

anonymous

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