9 Catch-22s That Prove Life Isn’t Fair

Flickr / 42andpointless
Flickr / 42andpointless

Found on r/AskReddit

1. I borrowed Catch-22 from the library once. When I’d finished they wouldn’t let me return it because my library card had expired and wouldn’t scan in the system.

zomskii


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2. Get money from life insurance. Am dead.

PBFT


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3. I need a car to get a job.
I need a job to get a car.

TheNotoriousLogank


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4. I want to save to buy a home, but my rent is so expensive that I have to live paycheck-to-paycheck.

GyHartman


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5. When I lose my glasses and I can’t find them because I can’t see.

JagerAndTitties


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6. Having to take a dump when you’re out for a run…run faster to get home sooner, but risk jostling your stomach to the point of shitting your pants. Literally a “shitty” catch 22

csonny2


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7. Bored when I drink, drink when I’m bored.

shviss_vatches


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8. Cat loves fish, cat hates water :( cat’s 22

Gigolo_Jesus


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9. I’m unhappy because I eat, and I eat because I’m unhappy. TC mark

CD_4M


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