1. Italy: I want to stuff my face with pasta and cheese and have it be completely justifiable because dammit, I’m in Italy.
2. Budapest: The conversion rate is fantastic.
3. Paris: I want to be Madeline and eat a baguette under the Eiffel Tower.
4. London: I want to take a picture at Platform 9 3/4. I also want to use the phrase, “bloody brilliant” and have it be socially acceptable.
5. Milan: I think I’m fabulous.
6. Greece: I want to find myself a Kostos, wear sundresses, and Instagram pictures of boats.
7. Brussels: I heard Belgium has great chocolate, so I booked a flight.
8. Oslo: I want to be different. It’s in Norway, right?
9. Morocco: I want my profile picture to be of me riding a camel.
10. Amsterdam: Pot.
11. Germany: I love boys who love beer.
12. Barcelona: I want to be a Cheetah Girl and strut like I mean it.
13. Lisbon: Ryanair was having a special.
14. Rome: I want to be Lizzie McGuire, get mistaken for a pop star, and ride a Vespa with a beautiful man.
15. Dublin: I want to get hammered and tour the Guinness Factory in that order.