1. Rachel: Only owns Lily Pulitzer clothing.
2. Brooke: They call her ‘Blackout Brooke’ for a reason.
3. Rachel: Gets completely wasted after one shot.
4. Rebecca: Obsessed with flash tattoos.
5. Samantha: Only dates ‘Codys’.
6. Ashley: Has a purity ring.
7. Ashly: Takes ‘white girl wasted’ to a whole new level.
8. Kristin: Only listens to country music. Has a Jeep.
9. Crystal: Owns a horse. Rides it to class.
10. Jessica: Only dates guy who help her with her homework.
11. Ally: Sweet on the outside, bitch on the inside.
12. Ali: Has ridiculously shiny hair.
13. Shannon: Brings tumblers of wine to class with her.
14. Laina: Owns five tiny yap dogs and paints their toe nails.
15. Lauren: The worst.
16. Kala: Was out for winter break to get her nose job retouched.
17. Kara: Obsessed with her ‘little’ and squeals every time she talks about her.
18. Corinne: Never goes a day without her fake tanning lotion.
19. Morgan: Utterly and stupidly boring.
20. Lexie: Too innocent to be in a sorority.
21. Abigail: The loudest girl you will ever meet.
22. Abby: Only friends with pretty people.
23. Adrienne: Will throw up her sorority sign every chance she gets.
24. Bailey: Never ever burps.
25. Alice: Buys her Instagram followers.
26. Eliza: Sends your boyfriend pictures of herself on snapchat.
27. Elizabeth: Has mermaid hair that everyone secretly wants.
28. Maddy: Will do anything for a free shot.
29. Amy: Only ever wears pink. Has satin pillowcases. Loves ‘Gossip Girl’.
30. Katie: Will steal your boyfriend.
31. Brittany: Tries really hard to pretend like she’s dumb.
32. Nicole: Has no pores.
33. Lyndsay: Peaked in 8th grade.
34. Melissa: Thinks she was born just to be hotter than everyone else.
35. Madeline: Instagrams her homemade latte artwork.
36. Delia: Likes to brag to everyone that she never wears makeup because she doesn’t need it. (She’s right).
37. Talia: Legitimately thinks christmas caroling is ‘fun’.
38. Matilda: Peaked in kindergarten.
39. Whitney: Already has her wedding planned out on Pinterest. Has no boyfriend.
40. Heidi: Will kill you with her side eye stare.
41. Belle: Never goes out because she’s too busy ‘trying to save the planet’.
42. Lacey: Too sweet to be in a sorority.
43. Silvia: Will chop you up with her ponytail swings.
44. Anne: The one you keep forgetting exists.
45. Rach: Cries whenever she sees her ‘Big’.
46. Marissa: Doodles in her notebook: ‘Mrs. Insert crush name here’.
47. Summer: Only ever talks about cheerleading.
48. Hilary: The queen of hazing.
49. Arielle: Knows all the words to every rap song since 2000.
50. Luna: Wants to be a model. Has her ‘big’ take her to photoshoots.
51. Holly: The girl everyone wants to be.
52. Vanessa: The girl who showed up after Freshman year with a completely different face.
53. Kathie: Will judge you for eating bread.
54. Elise: She is the girl all of your boyfriends want.
55. Jenna: Only ever whispers.
56. Kimberly: Doesn’t go anywhere without her $5 extensions.
57. Bethany: Still sleeps with her retainer from middle school.
58. Beatrice: Will beat the living crap out of you if you mess with her.
59. Kelsie: Believes she is the true Regina George.
60. Vivian: Will spill wine on your white dress and pretend that it was an accident.
61. Alexandra: Has permanent winged liner tattoos.
62. Maria: Sings instead of speaks.
63. Casey: Always drunk.
64. Leslie: Never leaves the house without 100 layers of foundation on.
65. Kylie: Truly thinks she is Marilyn Monroe incarnated.
66. Erin: Will call you her ‘bestie’ after talking with you for one second.
67. Erika: Possibly psycho.
68. Sara: You have never seen her cry. Could be crazy.
69. Jasmine: Will bitch slap the shit out of you.
70. Tabatha: Who?
71. Tammy: Will take her shirt off anywhere. For anyone. Her roommates are terrified of her.
72. Becca: Impossibly in love with her professor.
73. Carmen: Theatre major. Over enunciates everything.
74. Bridget: Brings her nail polish to class with her. Doesn’t care that the guy next to her wears a mask to class now.
75. Lena: As much as you try, you just can’t hate her.