1. Thereâs a sock on your cock.
2. Your bio says âboats and hoesâ.
3. Your photo is a photo of a photo. Retro.
4. A deep v t-shirt that almost reaches your navel? Nope.
5. Youâre posing on a super car (even if you legitimately own it, itâs not ok).
6. I canât see your faceâ – âsuspect.
7. Youâre naked.
8. Youâre naked with your mates.
9. Gym selfies â- ânot ok.
10. Youâve photoshopped a sloth onto your shoulder (this happens more frequently than youâd think).
11. Are you the hot one on the left and the rough one on the right? WE NEED CLARITY, PEOPLE.
12. Butler in the Buff outfit – automatic nope.
13. Wow, that spliff makes you look really cool. Nope.
14. Winking? Nope.
15. Youâre holding a machete.
16. Thereâs a bottle of Moet in the photo. Yawn.
17. Youâre claiming to be Ryan Gosling (Iâm not falling for that again.)
18. You have better eyebrows than me.
19. Thereâs a bucket on your head.
20. âIâm just casually lying in bed nakedâ selfies.
21. Your main photo is you at your wedding. With a woman. Who is obviously your wife.
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.