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When you were showing your mother pictures of your ex’s new chick on Instagram and she tried to zoom in, resulting in a double tap (a like).

I hit the snooze button 13 times, then eventually just turned it off.

The moment your first friend gets engaged is almost as exciting as you expect your own engagement to be. You immediately start to wonder how she’s going to ask you to be in her wedding, where it will be, how she’ll decorate and what dress style she’s going to go with. After all of the fun planning and the unforgettable bachelorette party, reality hits and shit goes down hill…fast.

You get paired up with the groomsman that you had a one night stand with and haven’t spoken to since.