20 Hypothetical Memoir Titles For Unemployed 20-Somethings

In between refreshing my Gmail inbox, searching job boards, and contemplating going to grad school out of desperation, I took a break to put together a list of possible titles for my hypothetical memoir on post grad unemployment. Apparently Les Misérables is already taken.

1. The Fault in our Degrees

2. Charlie and the Chocolate Emotional Eating

3. Fifty Shades of Moving Back Into Your Childhood Bedroom

4. The Lion, the Witch, and the Jobless

5. Are You There God? It’s Me, Unemployed

6. The Wonderful Wizard of Minimum Wage

7. The Hunchback of Writing Cover Letters

8. A Farewell to Paychecks

9. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Bourbon

10. The Five People You Meet in Job Interviews

11. Gone with the Paychecks

12. Oh, The Places You’ll Go to Find Work!

13. The Importance of Being Employable

14. A Tale of Two Resumes

15. Valley of the College Grads

16. The Perks of Being Unemployed

17. The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People

18. One Flew Over the Networking Event

19. Their Eyes Were Watching Job Boards

20. Fear and Loathing of Your Bachelor’s Degree TC mark

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