Laryssa Vachon

“You have to start taking your role more seriously and act like a leader,” she said to me. “And that means dressing like one too.”

I guess paying for your own Netflix is what ultimately classifies someone as a real adult. But there’s something about it being free and under someone else’s name that makes binge-watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer that much more appealing.

The most important thing I’ve learned about adulthood is nobody actually has ANY idea what they are doing.

The worst part is knowing that to them you are now just another number. You’re a number they will one day talk about to the person they end up loving and say how grateful they are it didn’t work out with you.

Everyone there looked the same – they all dressed the same and acted the same, and all seemed to be interested in one of two things: Getting laid or getting their Mrs. Degree. I wasn’t interested in either.

2. The Emotionally Damaged Musician