2. The Person Who Could’ve Changed Your Life If You Said Something
Uber Driver: a terrifying new portrait of life on the brink of madness.
We spend 3 hours doing various chest exercises. Tony’s the type of guy whose never done a leg workout in his life, but more than makes up for that with his frightening benchpress intimacy.
In celebration of that Hoobastank song being 10 years old, here are some arbitrary judgements about the music of yesteryear, relative to the hits that we enjoy today:
He asked me what my “plan” was. I’ve found this question to mean different things based on age.
If you enjoy acting like you’re cultured, fall is far and away the best time for movies.
2. A man wanted for robbery was arrested while playing in an Ultimate Frisbee Tournament.
1. Splash around in leaves, and conveniently forget that you’ll spend the next 3 days in a crazed state waiting for them to text back.
4. The bathroom departure.
1. The one who is allergic to being on time.