Here’s The NSFW Trailer For Teen Mom Farrah’s Porn Sequel And She’s Still A Mystery

Farrah Abrahams is the biggest enigma of the Teen Mom franchise. Every other cast member is so easily figured out – You have the clearly chemically-imbalanced, substance abuser with a mom so annoying that you almost kinda get why she’s fucked up; There’s the seemingly daft but surprisingly capable mom; There’s the straight bitch; And, of course, the person who is almost too dumb to function and is still in love with her ex. And a bunch of other people who are equally as typical in their own ways.

But Farrah isn’t as easy to peg. Her daughter’s father died before she was born, and with so much of the Teen Mom girls’ characters having been revealed through their interactions with their co-parents, we are missing a huge tool that the show usually employs to develop the girls’ characters. She seemingly has very few friends. Her parents appear to be a giant black hole of calm crazy – seriously, the mother is terrifying. The show has never been too clearly revelatory about the skeletons in that family’s closet but you could cut the crazy vibes with a knife anytime Mama Abrahams is in the room. All told, Farrah and her key relationships are never fully shown but the impression we do get is pretty dark. Like, no one in the Farrah bubble seems emotionally stable, least of all Farrah herself.

All of these factors contribute to us not having any real idea of who Farrah is: Is she simply an emotionally needy young woman with fucked up parents who lost her boyfriend and now is on an ill-advised quest for love via leveraging her marginal degree of fame to get as much attention as possible? Is she a naive, damaged girl who entered into a porn contract that she now hates?  Is she a calculating mastermind who is completely aware of her public image, and is intentionally making herself look like this? Did she really think she was dating James Deen? How much self-awareness does she have – is she trolling us or are we watching a sad girl who hasn’t felt loved enough slide into a weirder and darker place?

Anyway, these are the questions I had while watching this trailer for the sequel to Farrah’s original “leaked” porn tape. All criticisms of a creative nature are basically the same as all other porn: It doesn’t look like real sex and I like real sex so this looks not fun to me. Congrats, Farrah – You’re just as fake and unsexy as every other porn actor. TC Mark

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